What are you doing?

I'm not a fan of that noise

 

I am sure you are not fan of many things that isn't English as well......

 

I'm racist against anybody and anything outside of the north east.

 

@highburyal you can't see him in that, he plays bass.

 

So you like Newcastle and Boro, then?

 

Don't mind Boro, tbf. We don't see them as rivals. There's no hatred.

I don't like Newcastle football club but everything else about the place, is sound.

 

Thats not the answer they want mate.

 

Waiting for tonight's 'Liverpool 7-1 Chelsea' match to start

 

I'm going 6-1 Liverpool, but you could be right.

 

TBH, I'd take that somewhat disappointing 6-1 victory too

 

Playing FIFA, again?

 

so i was at a party last night.... long story short a woman got her boob out and squeezed out about an inch worth of breast milk into a glass and added some disaronno!

im not usually easily shocked but disaronno and milk actually really work together. would try again.

 

It ended 27-0 to Liverpool on Fifa

 

Having a pint and a packet of pork scratchings while 'watching' my eldest at tennis.
My apologies to all you non pork eaters, I know how such innocent things can be deemed racist on this board. It's not a dig, I just like them.

Tomorrow will play golf then build a small wall, Sunday will coach the U7''s and carry on with said wall.

The wall is to keep me neighbours out. They're foreign, obvs.

 

I'm actually watching two blokes play racket ball.

It's so typically American. Let's take an existing game, squash in this case, change a couple of things to make it easier. The balls being bigger and bouncy for instance.

Then pretend we invented it. Probably.

 

Who takes offence to that?

 

im offended that he thought it would be offensive and now im offended that you you aint offended, tbh its pissed me right off and ruined my ****ing day!!

 

No Firmino so scrap that, we're ****ed!

 

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