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Took some of the residents out for a Christmas lunch today on a restaurant overlooking a duck pond. Three of the lads were asylum seekers, one went out to get some fresh air. I looked out the window and he's on his knee's drinking out his cupped hands next to a load of ducks, ****ing pond water <doh>

Bless him, poor ****er thought it was clean. Guessing for him it is.

Took him home and taught him to spell his name, nice lad, massively ****ed up due to the crushing of Aleppo.

Love my job.

Couldn't you have just ordered him Coke or a cup of tea?? Evil bastard.
 
Tired.

It's Stanette's birthday. Up early to do presents before dropping her and Mrs Stan off to meet their pals for a girly day out. In laws arrived for Xmas this afternoon. Had a Chinese takeaway this evening.

****ing expensive day for Stan.

Drinking.
 
Took some of the residents out for a Christmas lunch today on a restaurant overlooking a duck pond. Three of the lads were asylum seekers, one went out to get some fresh air. I looked out the window and he's on his knee's drinking out his cupped hands next to a load of ducks, ****ing pond water <doh>

Bless him, poor ****er thought it was clean. Guessing for him it is.

Took him home and taught him to spell his name, nice lad, massively ****ed up due to the crushing of Aleppo.

Love my job.

****ing 'fugees coming over here and drinking our pond water!! <grr>
 
Took some of the residents out for a Christmas lunch today on a restaurant overlooking a duck pond. Three of the lads were asylum seekers, one went out to get some fresh air. I looked out the window and he's on his knee's drinking out his cupped hands next to a load of ducks, ****ing pond water <doh>

Bless him, poor ****er thought it was clean. Guessing for him it is.

Took him home and taught him to spell his name, nice lad, massively ****ed up due to the crushing of Aleppo.

Love my job.

And then you have English sex exiles like Commie and Skiddy.

It makes you want to weep.
 
Took some of the residents out for a Christmas lunch today on a restaurant overlooking a duck pond. Three of the lads were asylum seekers, one went out to get some fresh air. I looked out the window and he's on his knee's drinking out his cupped hands next to a load of ducks, ****ing pond water <doh>

Bless him, poor ****er thought it was clean. Guessing for him it is.

Took him home and taught him to spell his name, nice lad, massively ****ed up due to the crushing of Aleppo.

Love my job.

I must be a horrible person, but that first paragraph had me pissing myself....HAHA
 
Not sure but it sounds quite fun.

If HIAG says Commie's into it, I doubt it.

Maybe it's something HIAG and Commie get up to together, sticking sweetcorn up each's other's penis or some **** like that, in which case I really don't want to know.
 
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Watching a programme on Lenny Henry's life, on BBC1......brilliant.

Does anybody else get the impression that Lenny Henry might have turned out to be an axe murderer if he hadn't been a comedian ?

Just something a bit intense about the bloke.
 
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