What are you doing?

I'm learning quick, bit of a guidance and I'll be up to speed in no time

 

**** it...I'm rollin that spliff.

 

Don't mind Skiddy, safc83. He's lasing out at the source of pain, mate. You can't have avoided noticing that he's taken one hell of a butt pummelling tonight from me and my main man, Spurly. We make it look easy because we've been doing this a few times. You'll come across a couple more clowns, both mods (although you won't ****ing believe it!), who respectively go by the names of Fosse (aka Bambi) and PISKIE (aka Pixie). They're Skiddy's mates, which marks them down as particularly ****witted.

You'll be ripping the piss out of them in no time, my friend.

 

3 little skins, 1 big skin or a blunt?

 

That's ****ing quality!

And so like Skiddy!

 

Big skin. Should hit my eye lids.

 

Same. Use the silver super slim ones.

The less paper the better init.

 

I'm ripping the piss with some of my best lines, and that's the part you concentrate on?

Remind me, again... why did the clever kids call you Lightning at school?

 

Yeah, and me.

It's not as if we feel guilty about it, mind.

A butcher gets used to the easy slaughter, especially around this time of year with so many turkeys needed for the pot.

 

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These are the boys, mate.

Super slim.

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Goodnite lads, I'm done x

 

Night mate, just washing me dinner down with carrot cake and custard then I'll be off myself

 

Because the thick kids called me Lightening.

They tended to be the kids who played the grazing sheep in the end of term concert.

 

On train again ...busy week ...Canary Wharf today ...all day symposium hosted by advisers ...should be a good lunch

 

Oh I dunno ...he does OK on here ...

 

People need to stop grooming the new lad.

 

I'm quite cute, tbh.

It's understandable.

 

Like a mogwai?

 

I can be a badger. Badgers are cute.