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Spurlock said:
Artistic licence mate. You will soon find out that Skiddy has an unhealthy obsession with Hiag and Spurs.

It led to him tieing himself in knots only half an hour ago where he amazingly owned himself twice on the same point.

Guess which fisherman Skiddy is

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I'm learning quick, bit of a guidance and I'll be up to speed in no time :emoticon-0103-cool:
 
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Safc83 said:
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I take people as I find them, mate. He's never done me any harm, yet.
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Don't mind Skiddy, safc83. He's lasing out at the source of pain, mate. You can't have avoided noticing that he's taken one hell of a butt pummelling tonight from me and my main man, Spurly. We make it look easy because we've been doing this a few times. You'll come across a couple more clowns, both mods (although you won't ****ing believe it!), who respectively go by the names of Fosse (aka Bambi) and PISKIE (aka Pixie). They're Skiddy's mates, which marks them down as particularly ****witted.

You'll be ripping the piss out of them in no time, my friend.
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Spurlock said:
It led to him tieing himself in knots only half an hour ago where he amazingly owned himself twice on the same point.

Guess which fisherman Skiddy is

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That's ****ing quality!

And so like Skiddy!
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Spurlock said:
...he's probably had a swig and mustering up the courage to apologise to me.
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Yeah, and me.

It's not as if we feel guilty about it, mind.

A butcher gets used to the easy slaughter, especially around this time of year with so many turkeys needed for the pot.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I'm ripping the piss with some of my best lines, and that's the part you concentrate on?

Remind me, again... why did the clever kids call you Lightning at school?
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Because the thick kids called me Lightening.

They tended to be the kids who played the grazing sheep in the end of term concert.
 
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