On the sofa under a blanket with a ****ty cold and a groggy head. Can't be arsed to go for my Saturday morning run although the best thing would be to sweat it out.
Apologise ladies you may not find me at my best this morning.
On the sofa under a blanket with a ****ty cold and a groggy head. Can't be arsed to go for my Saturday morning run although the best thing would be to sweat it out.
Apologise ladies you may not find me at my best this morning.

Drink lots of Coffee, have a spliff...you'll be good to go by 4pm pussy.
Don't buy Coffee flavoured alcoholic cream. Dangerous ****! Mix it with milk and you get your own man milkshake. Add to coffee for that extra kick. I've had to lock two bottles away from temptation otherwise I'll be over the limit 24/7!
Enjoyed your week off laikh, Sky?
Always find fosse a little needy and insecure... can never ignore a bite![]()
A little insecure ?
Mate I'd say many was the time his missus has walked in on him in the bathroom bollock naked having shaved his own head, wearing only poorly smeared lipstick and repeatedly calling himself a whore in the mirror
...HIAG finds solace with O Level Treble ..
Sorry I disturbed your **** mate
I'll let you get back to your Hannah Montana boxset now
...where were 'you' when he needed 'you' dude? ... hovering but not bothering according to brb ... good luck with getting to grips with the history of Southampton FC in preparation for a plausible retort ...how's the emerald isle these days?
Go back to your stone by the pool numbnuts.A little insecure ?
Mate I'd say many was the time his missus has walked in on him in the bathroom bollock naked having shaved his own head, wearing only poorly smeared lipstick and repeatedly calling himself a whore in the mirror
Got Battlefield 1 yet? Or COD 4 remastered?
I see your three day course in diplomacy was a success Meth!Piss off dipsh(i)t.
I've got neither.