What are you doing?

Total hypocrisy from me today. Kids went out trick or treating with their mum. Home alone I switched off the lights, couldnt be arsed to answer any trick or treaters.

Irony is kids and mrs forgot to take the door key, when they came back they rang the bell and I ignored them

 

We have a structured and, largely, respected rule on our road. If there is a pumpkin outside the house then the house is fair game (and you're only allowed to take one sweet). If there is no pumpkin outside the house and you ring the bell/knock on the door then you can expect to be shot by the homeowner.

I'm happy for The Sensible Party to use that to formulate its first policy.

 

I answered the door holding a nice, half empty bottle of Rioja.

 

Gave the kids bags of raisins round here, just to disappoint the little scroungers.

 

I had the idea of presenting the trick or treaters with boiled eggs in their shells.

I thought it would be funny. Mrs Stan said it would bring property prices down.

 

Can you imagine?

It's all a bit of a giggle, you get dressed up as a witch or a zombie, daddy's got Thriller playing on his iPod, mummy takes you out to go trick or treating and then....

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I didn't get to where I am today by begging on the streets for confectionary
Go get yourself a paper round and pay for your own chocolate you leftie spongers

You're a caant fatty

 

Best off knocking mate, you don't want to just walk in

 

Is that Pete's Mrs?

I wid.


*disclaimer - I'm half a bottle into some Appleton rum (may cahnge my mind in the morning)

 

I hate to do this, mate.

It's off.

 

Pagan

 

I got a big packet of Haribos emptied them into a bowl, came upstairs got stoned...now enjoying my munchies.

Heard the door knock a few times

 

Same here. Got back from work with my Lanyard on and kept my coat on until 9pm, so I could say 'sorry just this second got in' = ****ing massive bowl of ****e to eat later. Everything is in there as Mrs Sky is a gullible idiot at times.



To all you muppets. Yes I wear a lanyard, it's called having a job. you should try it, maybe?

 

That's not Ula mate

 

Thought not tbh mate

Pete's clearly hoping she's a xenophobic and he's quids in?

 

Don't be sensitive fam....call it a badge, I wear a badge....see sounds cool.

Nice one though..love it when them little pagan kids get blanked.

 

My 'badge' swings on a rope - I have to have a quick release though due to threat of being strangled to death. ****ing tough in this jungle..


Talking of Jungles. Since the one in Calais shut my job is getting pretty insane, very good, but challenging as ****.

 

You sound important Sky, respek.

 

No I'm not important. The people I support are important.

I took from this community for years, I'm simply giving something back. Love it, love helping the less fortunate.

Also love ripping n running. It's all in the game I guess.