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Blueman said:
Sorry mate, I hate Halloween. Had some knocking on the door earlier and ignored them. When we were kids, we would have egged the house for that. Kids today have no f****** spirit. <laugh>
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Total hypocrisy from me today. Kids went out trick or treating with their mum. Home alone I switched off the lights, couldnt be arsed to answer any trick or treaters.

Irony is kids and mrs forgot to take the door key, when they came back they rang the bell and I ignored them <laugh>
 
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Blueman said:
Sorry mate, I hate Halloween. Had some knocking on the door earlier and ignored them. When we were kids, we would have egged the house for that. Kids today have no f****** spirit. <laugh>
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We have a structured and, largely, respected rule on our road. If there is a pumpkin outside the house then the house is fair game (and you're only allowed to take one sweet). If there is no pumpkin outside the house and you ring the bell/knock on the door then you can expect to be shot by the homeowner.

I'm happy for The Sensible Party to use that to formulate its first policy.
 
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I had the idea of presenting the trick or treaters with boiled eggs in their shells.

I thought it would be funny. Mrs Stan said it would bring property prices down.
 
Tobes said:
I bet the Romanian kids in Church Road Mitcham got a shock when they knocked on number 362 <laugh>
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Can you imagine?

It's all a bit of a giggle, you get dressed up as a witch or a zombie, daddy's got Thriller playing on his iPod, mummy takes you out to go trick or treating and then....
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Stanley said:
Can you imagine?

It's all a bit of a giggle, you get dressed up as a witch or a zombie, daddy's got Thriller playing on his iPod, mummy takes you out to go trick or treating and then....
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I didn't get to where I am today by begging on the streets for confectionary
Go get yourself a paper round and pay for your own chocolate you leftie spongers

You're a caant fatty
 
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Stanley said:
Can you imagine?

It's all a bit of a giggle, you get dressed up as a witch or a zombie, daddy's got Thriller playing on his iPod, mummy takes you out to go trick or treating and then....
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Is that Pete's Mrs?

I wid.


*disclaimer - I'm half a bottle into some Appleton rum (may cahnge my mind in the morning)
 
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Spurlock said:
I got a big packet of Haribos emptied them into a bowl, came upstairs got stoned...now enjoying my munchies.

Heard the door knock a few times :emoticon-0136-giggl
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<laugh>

Same here. Got back from work with my Lanyard on and kept my coat on until 9pm, so I could say 'sorry just this second got in' = ****ing massive bowl of ****e to eat later. Everything is in there as Mrs Sky is a gullible idiot at times.



To all you muppets. Yes I wear a lanyard, it's called having a job. you should try it, maybe?
 
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Skylarker said:
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Same here. Got back from work with my Lanyard on and kept my coat on until 9pm, so I could say 'sorry just this second got in' = ****ing massive bowl of ****e to eat later. Everything is in there as Mrs Sky is a gullible idiot at times.



To all you muppets. Yes I wear a lanyard, it's called having a job. you should try it, maybe?
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Don't be sensitive fam....call it a badge, I wear a badge....see sounds cool.

Nice one though..love it when them little pagan kids get blanked.
 
Spurlock said:
Don't be sensitive fam....call it a badge, I wear a badge....see sounds cool.

Nice one though..love it when them little pagan kids get blanked.
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My 'badge' swings on a rope - I have to have a quick release though due to threat of being strangled to death. ****ing tough in this jungle..


Talking of Jungles. Since the one in Calais shut my job is getting pretty insane, very good, but challenging as ****.
 
Skylarker said:
My 'badge' swings on a rope - I have to have a quick release though due to threat of being strangled to death. ****ing tough in this jungle..


Talking of Jungles. Since the one in Calais shut my job is getting pretty insane, very good, but challenging as ****.
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You sound important Sky, respek.
 
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Spurlock said:
You sound important Sky, respek.
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No I'm not important. The people I support are important.

I took from this community for years, I'm simply giving something back. Love it, love helping the less fortunate.

Also love ripping n running. It's all in the game I guess.
 
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