What are the rules on this site?
- Thread starter Yurilly
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Is it some sort of fungal infection, or is it dry cum that has dried and connected itself to the skin of your bellend?
Welcome Yurilly.
This forum is full of IRA-wannabe anti-English bigots but together we can fight Her Majesty's righteous Thatcherite corner and crush their rebellious spirit to the point where they are reduced to posting ****ty polls with most of the obvious options missing and pictures of their rancid decaying cocks. Toby just wants to be friends with everyone (except me) but everyone knows he's a twat.
This forum is full of IRA-wannabe anti-English bigots but together we can fight Her Majesty's righteous Thatcherite corner and crush their rebellious spirit to the point where they are reduced to posting ****ty polls with most of the obvious options missing and pictures of their rancid decaying cocks. Toby just wants to be friends with everyone (except me) but everyone knows he's a twat.
stopmeandslapme is the most English person in England. He reads the Daily Mail, he hates immigrants, he takes offence if you call Jeremy Clarkson a twat - because Jeremy Clarkson is English and he shouts at the top of his voice to the Spanish waiter in Benidorm because the waiter doesn't understand English very well.
MalteseMike owns the site but he's getting fed up with the bother of running it, what with his wedding coming up next year and his wife-to-be demanding that he provide her with a diamante-studded coach and six white horses and a dress with a fifty foot train and flashing LEDs like the ones on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding so he's started encouraging his more popular users to register with JA606.
Well that is impossible seeing as JA606 is pretty much dead and flashing LEDs would give me an epileptic fit.
Or Yonner, who's a mix of both
Toby here, is one of Watford's finest (As you see, it's not ****ing hard). His mum died of stupidness and his dad died of the clap. He finds himself feeling lonely sometimes, so he visits an internet forum I'm sure you've head of called Not606 and rambles about things that no one really gives a **** about and often finds himself obsessed with a user he secretely fancies called Yonner. In an effort to have Yonner for his own, he puts up videos about men stick their small penises into their anus, followed by bees (That stung his rectum) and rum. He has a fetish for elastic bands and Irish people living or that have lived in Malta.
If you donate £2 a month, we can get people like Toby a ball to keep his simple mind amused and hopefully, he won't show his penis to any school girls or dip his cock into Hash's Guinness.
Sign up now.
When EDGE comes back from showering/felching himself in the ash cloud he will look into this for you.
Just don't ask him about money
