What 3 items would you take to the desert?

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My list was alcohol, a fit lady friend and a book to educate myself. So as a real man (:bandit:) I feel I have the power to decide who is a bigger ****. Sadly, Toby, I think it's you.

You must have never had a White Magnum/Can of Coke/Spliff combo in the sun, one of life's finest things <ok>

Your list sounds like one a guy with repressed issues would give...

"Oh yea mate, I'd definitely bring a fit burd, I'm a real man"

Sex in the sand is over-rated, if you weren't a virgin you'd know that <ok> <sandgetsintheirvags>
 
You must have never had a White Magnum/Can of Coke/Spliff combo in the sun, one of life's finest things <ok>

Your list sounds like one a guy with repressed issues would give...

"Oh yea mate, I'd definitely bring a fit burd, I'm a real man"

Sex in the sand is over-rated, if you weren't a virgin you'd know that <ok> <sandgetsintheirvags>

It was a joke, Toby, hence the :bandit:

I wouldn't want to have sex with her, just stare at her nude body as I masturbate in a bush.