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What 3 items would you take to the desert?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011.

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  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    OK, you're a **** as well! <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

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    - A rubber doll
    - Lubriant
    - Wipes
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 9, 2011
  3. EDGE

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    <rofl>

    Toby's gettin ripped a new farter again <laugh> <laugh>

    When will he learn <rofl>
     
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    EDGE, Jun 9, 2011
  4. HendyMMA

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    :bandit:---<ok><ok><ok>
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011
  5. HendyMMA

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    :(
     
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  6. Juresu_80

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    What's wrong with ****s? :bandit:
     
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    Juresu_80, Jun 9, 2011
  7. Erik

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    Well don't joke about ordering Magnums on the internet, via an iPhone!
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
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    Toby likes a white magnum up his poop chute <ok>

    Nonce <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 9, 2011
  9. Erik

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    They like Magnums. White Magnums. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
  10. Toby

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    You must have never had a White Magnum/Can of Coke/Spliff combo in the sun, one of life's finest things <ok>

    Your list sounds like one a guy with repressed issues would give...

    "Oh yea mate, I'd definitely bring a fit burd, I'm a real man"

    Sex in the sand is over-rated, if you weren't a virgin you'd know that <ok> <sandgetsintheirvags>
     
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    Toby, Jun 9, 2011

  11. HendyMMA

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    Or waaaaat bitch?
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011
  12. Juresu_80

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    Well played sir. Well played!
     
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    Juresu_80, Jun 9, 2011
  13. HendyMMA

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    Whats right with them?
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011
  14. Erik

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    It was a joke, Toby, hence the :bandit:

    I wouldn't want to have sex with her, just stare at her nude body as I masturbate in a bush.
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
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    Bush in a desert?? <ok>
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011
  16. Erik

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    Giant tumbleweed. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
  17. Toby

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    Edge thinks he's being funny <laugh> <laugh>

    When will he learn <rofl>
     
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    Toby, Jun 9, 2011
  18. Juresu_80

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    Fair question...:emoticon-0112-wonde

    2 arms 2 legs, steady jobs in the media and performing arts, dance well, fashion sense... I suppose...?!
     
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    Juresu_80, Jun 9, 2011
  19. Toby

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    Also, that's what a gay peado would bring <ok> <kiddytrap>
     
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    Toby, Jun 9, 2011
  20. Erik

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    Not necessarily, I didn't include any of those things on my list.
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
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