Wetherspoons

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there used to be a pub in the town i lived near which was just an old 2 up 2 down. Front room had a couple of formica (red obviously) topped tables the back room had a shelf round most of the wall and a couple of barrels to use as tables At the back of the room was a plank set on a row of upturned barrels on which were 4 barrels of draught Bass.
Strangely its clientele seemed to be almost exclusively men <laugh>
You describe to a tee a pub I drink in these days. My wife is the only woman in there too. Sure there are similar haunts everywhere.
 
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buckie brekkie?

i don;t think i've ever had buckie, is it like pop?
Pop!

You Nigels and your ultra gay words for stuff.

POP! Ffs can a word sound anymore ****y ?

No it's not like..chortle...pop. it's a bottle of sugar mixed with caffeine and meths. Tastes like shìt to be honest but its guaranteed to give you an interesting night.

Also good for cleaning out your tubes the next day tbf.
 
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Pop!

You Nigels and your ultra gay words for stuff.

POP! Ffs can a word sound anymore ****y ?

No it's not like..chorley...pop. it's a bottle of sugar mixed with caffeine and meths. Tastes like shìt to be honest but its guaranteed to give you an interesting night.

Also good for cleaning out your tubes the next day tbf.

So an alcopop then?

****ing jock ****s.
 
So an alcopop then?

****ing jock ****s.
Try it and see ya fùcking lightweight.

They call it wreck the hoose juice. Wan bottle and your bleaching and scrubbing wid probably take you a lot longer.

<laugh>
 
Try it and see ya fùcking lightweight.

They call it wreck the hoose juice. Wan bottle and your bleaching and scrubbing wid probably take you a lot longer.

<laugh>
So i'm the lightweight when you've just admitted to drinking something that ****s you up after breakfast?
 
buckfast is a kids and druggies drink,

it's lie necking a bottle off merrydown with a dozen paracetamols
It's LIE necking a bottle OFF Merrydown?

How many shandies have you had tonight ya fùcking pussy?

Merrydown is only used as a mixer for Buckie in Scotland gay boy.

We neck it with a dozen E or vallies.

Paracetamol is for women's troubles up here.

<laugh>
 
It's LIE necking a bottle OFF Merrydown?

How many shandies have you had tonight ya fùcking pussy?

Merrydown is only used as a mixer for Buckie in Scotland gay boy.

We neck it with a dozen E or vallies.

Paracetamol is for women's troubles up here.

<laugh>
OK you win, Aldi can out drink me<applause>