You describe to a tee a pub I drink in these days. My wife is the only woman in there too. Sure there are similar haunts everywhere.
Pop! You Nigels and your ultra gay words for stuff. POP! Ffs can a word sound anymore ****y ? No it's not like..chortle...pop. it's a bottle of sugar mixed with caffeine and meths. Tastes like shìt to be honest but its guaranteed to give you an interesting night. Also good for cleaning out your tubes the next day tbf.
Try it and see ya fùcking lightweight. They call it wreck the hoose juice. Wan bottle and your bleaching and scrubbing wid probably take you a lot longer.
So i'm the lightweight when you've just admitted to drinking something that ****s you up after breakfast?
buckfast is a kids and druggies drink, it's lie necking a bottle off merrydown with a dozen paracetamols
It's LIE necking a bottle OFF Merrydown? How many shandies have you had tonight ya fùcking pussy? Merrydown is only used as a mixer for Buckie in Scotland gay boy. We neck it with a dozen E or vallies. Paracetamol is for women's troubles up here.