Tea Lady from Dover Athletic signs for Hull City - will play up front next game!
Just watch the goals come in now!
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Just watch the goals come in now!
Tea Lady from Dover Athletic signs for Hull City - will play up front next game!
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Just watch the goals come in now!
I'd recommend not considering a career in stand up.
That's not stand-up Madge.
I did 'stand-up' comedy for many years incidentally it can be rewarding and heartbreaking. You can have an audience falling off their chairs one night and do the same routine the following night and nobody cracks their face. Mine was mainly in "The Lodge" (for free) where I used my talent for raising money for people in distress but I did some "Pub Gigs" (very rewarding) but these were local and few and far between.

Good on you, but if this thread is an indication of your material, I'd suggest the one's that fell of their chairs were probably just in shock.![]()
Good on you, but if this thread is an indication of your material, I'd suggest the one's that fell of their chairs were probably just in shock.![]()

That's not stand-up Madge.
I did 'stand-up' comedy for many years incidentally it can be rewarding and heartbreaking. You can have an audience falling off their chairs one night and do the same routine the following night and nobody cracks their face. Mine was mainly in "The Lodge" (for free) where I used my talent for raising money for people in distress but I did some "Pub Gigs" (very rewarding) but these were local and few and far between.
Toughest job in the world is making people laugh. Although I guess working in a china sweat shop is no ****ing picnic either.
Fans of other clubs might be reading this.
I can only tell you her cuppa's are top notch. A great asset she will beWhy Dover Athletic of all clubs? Don't we have a tea lady of our own? And if we offer her a contract, then won't the kiosk servers, the cooks at the training ground and the canteen staff all want contracts as well?
What if they want coffee? Isn't this a bit drinkist? Some people, like omyself, don't drink caffine so maybe she should also provide soft drinks, even an orange squash would be fine.
Mebbe it's because he's trying to compete with Tickles, and that's a pointless ambition ?Tough crowd Roo.
Considering some of the threads we've seen on here, not sure why you're attracting the barracking for this one you are.