I'm sat by the pool drinking rum and. Coke in Malgrat.
Though I'd drop you a line and call you all ****s!
Though I'd drop you a line and call you all ****s!

Have fun in your paddling pool, Patty. Don't drown! Please do

I'm sat by the pool drinking rum and. Coke in Malgrat.
Though I'd drop you a line and call you all ****s!
He's not allowed ice in case he chokes on it, his mum says its only for big boys.With ice I hope.
Fair doI'm sat by the pool drinking rum and. Coke in Malgrat.
Though I'd drop you a line and call you all ****s!

I actually laughed with him rather than at him.
Have fun in your paddling pool, Patty. Don't drown! Please do
Translation.
"Mummy's got the paddling pool out & sat me by my grass. She's made me a smoothie & put an umbrella in it.
I'm calling you the rudey words the kids at school will be calling me next week."
Enjoy the last week of your holidays Pattie.

Malgrat?? Didn't know Beverley Travel were still going.I'm sat by the pool drinking rum and. Coke in Malgrat.
Though I'd drop you a line and call you all ****s!
Am I the only one who genuinely found this funny?
I actually laughed with him rather than at him.