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Yes, that's right, guise, it is the weekend again. What y'all up to? I will be having a BBQ and swimming.

As, I'm in a particularly good mood I will give you a wee joke that I have just read...

My wife thought I was mad when I made a car out of spaghetti, but you should have seen her face when I drove pasta :emoticon-0136-giggl <party>
 
Well, this isn't going as well as I had hoped, here is a wee video of my in-laws to get this party started

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monacoger said:
Yes, that's right, guise, it is the weekend again. What y'all up to? I will be having a BBQ and swimming.

As, I'm in a particularly good mood I will give you a wee joke that I have just read...

My wife thought I was mad when I made a car out of spaghetti, but you should have seen her face when I drove pasta :emoticon-0136-giggl <party>
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Awful. Just awful.
 
Quiet one this weekend, not paid til Monday :frown:

Woman round tonight, then sleeping for the rest of the weekend whilst smoking prison spliffs.

Not cool :frown:
 
This weekend I am going to investigate the possible crowdfunding of the stewarding of a march protesting about titles not being stripped. The march itself takes place on the 29th of February 2018 and our meeting point is Brigadoon. We intend to march to Avalon. Feel free to contribute.<peacedove>
 
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Thanks to you I just watched a video of a bunch of black geezers twerking in their y fronts. Watched it, fascinated, right to the end.

I'm a bit worried that the internet has now completely corrupted me.
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It's only gay if you cum into your mouth <ok>
 
Declan playing in a tournament final tonight at Barrhead so hopefully goes well.
Going on vacation tomorrow to the wonderful island of Lanzarote so the rest of the weekend will be eating and drinking...

Thanks for the support and catch up soon.

EDGE
 
The Chaser said:
Declan playing in a tournament final tonight at Barrhead so hopefully goes well.
Going on vacation tomorrow to the wonderful island of Lanzarote so the rest of the weekend will be eating and drinking...

Thanks for the support and catch up soon.

EDGE
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You staying at Julie's sister's gaff and will Julie's sister be there too?
 
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You staying at Julie's sister's gaff and will Julie's sister be there too?
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No, staying at my sister's place thanks for asking.

Julie's sister had been staying with us for the past 6 weeks and just left on Sunday but she's coming with us minus my bro-in-law as they've split up.

Julie's sister is a right pain in the divot though I did have manage to have a **** whilst wearing a pair of her knickers a couple of weeks ago.
 
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The Chaser said:
No, staying at my sister's place thanks for asking.

Julie's sister had been staying with us for the past 6 weeks and just left on Sunday but she's coming with us minus my bro-in-law as they've split up.

Julie's sister is a right pain in the divot though I did have manage to have a **** whilst wearing a pair of her knickers a couple of weeks ago.
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I always seem to think it is Julie's sister's place but it is your sister's place, ok, I'll definitely remember that now. Why did they split up and is Julie's sister's ex a pape or is he a good ****?
 
No he's a dyed in the wool Loylaist. He's a good **** but Julie's sister doesn't see how good a **** is and focuses on his flaws because she's obviously not happy in herself which is a shame in itself as she's a good bit of gear if she got her head in the right place.
 
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No he's a dyed in the wool Loylaist. He's a good **** but Julie's sister doesn't see how good a **** is and focuses on his flaws because she's obviously not happy in herself which is a shame in itself as she's a good bit of gear if she got her head in the right place.
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Wimmin are ****s.
 
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Got my new company mobile today, so will probably join the whatsapp group Saturday. Tonight got my prostitute coming over and staying at the squat, bit skint at the mo so will probably share a manky old pizza i nicked off a homeless guy on the street, completely out of baccy. so will smoke dog **** instead and get off my head. Hopefully will have killed myself by Monday so Tobes can celebrate.
 
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