Weekend

[monacoger]

Got my new company mobile today, so will probably join the whatsapp group Saturday. Tonight got my prostitute coming over and staying at the squat, bit skint at the mo so will probably share a manky old pizza i nicked off a homeless guy on the street, completely out of baccy. so will smoke dog **** instead and get off my head. Hopefully will have killed myself by Monday so Tobes can celebrate.

Stay on topic please. We are speaking about Julie's sister.

 

[Toby]

Stay on topic please. We are speaking about Julie's sister.

Ironically a Topic bar has a higher IQ than brb.

 

[monacoger]

Ironically a Topic bar has a higher IQ than brb.

Does he not post that "getting stoned and having pizza" on every weekend thread or at least somebody does. I'm sure you are very flattered that so many people try and copy you. On another note, did I tell you that I'm starting up a tech advice company? Obviously I won't be giving out the advice! Pretty much we just copied another company's way of doing it along the coast and those ****s bring in a million a month. I shall tell you the ingenious way we are doing it when we get started, you will be suitably impressed I'm sure.

 

[brb]

Stay on topic please. We are speaking about Julie's sister.

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[GroveRanger]

Well, this isn't going as well as I had hoped, here is a wee video of my in-laws to get this party started

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"They're a very musical people aren't they?"

Mon's BBQ goes bonkers when House of Pain's Jump Around gets played

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[Toby]

Does he not post that "getting stoned and having pizza" on every weekend thread or at least somebody does. I'm sure you are very flattered that so many people try and copy you. On another note, did I tell you that I'm starting up a tech advice company? Obviously I won't be giving out the advice! Pretty much we just copied another company's way of doing it along the coast and those ****s bring in a million a month. I shall tell you the ingenious way we are doing it when we get started, you will be suitably impressed I'm sure.

It's either him or Grove, they take it in turns. It's absolutely ****ing hilarious every time.

If you need someone to work for you let me know Looking for a new job soon.

 

[Gambol]

Does he not post that "getting stoned and having pizza" on every weekend thread or at least somebody does. I'm sure you are very flattered that so many people try and copy you. On another note, did I tell you that I'm starting up a tech advice company? Obviously I won't be giving out the advice! Pretty much we just copied another company's way of doing it along the coast and those ****s bring in a million a month. I shall tell you the ingenious way we are doing it when we get started, you will be suitably impressed I'm sure.

"Switch it off then on again."

 

[monacoger]

Any of you guise heard of IObit before, it's a software company I think?

 

[monacoger]

It's either him or Grove, they take it in turns. It's absolutely ****ing hilarious every time.

If you need someone to work for you let me know Looking for a new job soon.

We will, but you would need to be in Malaga

 

[brb]

It's either him or Grove, they take it in turns. It's absolutely ****ing hilarious every time.

Wow you're able to laugh at yourself, so you are human then!

Oh hang on, false flag....me thinks he was being sarcastic....

 

[Toby]

Any of you guise heard of IObit before, it's a software company I think?

As if they make £1M a month You sure that's not in pesetas?

I'd be available to work remotely and I'd be worth every penny of my £50k a year salary

60k€ and I'd even move to Malaga

 

[Gambol]

Any of you guise heard of IObit before, it's a software company I think?

So, fix computer issues by installing what is effectively malware. Excellent business plan. Go for it.

 

[monacoger]

As if they make £1M a month You sure that's not in pesetas?

I'd be available to work remotely and I'd be worth every penny of my £50k a year salary

60k€ and I'd even move to Malaga

I have no clue how much they earn a month and I'm pretty sure they aren't down the coast from me. I was merely asking if anybody had heard of them.

 

[monacoger]

So, fix computer issues by installing what is effectively malware. Excellent business plan. Go for it.

Are you sure you work with computers?

 

[Toby]

I have no clue how much they earn a month and I'm pretty sure they aren't down the coast from me. I was merely asking if anybody had heard of them.

Sorry, my bad.

And no, never heard of them. I don't tend to use software like that, and if I did it would be CCleaner even if those ****s didn't give me their IT manager job

 

[Gambol]

Are you sure you work with computers?

No. But I tend to lie a lot.

 

[EDGE.]

Does he not post that "getting stoned and having pizza" on every weekend thread or at least somebody does. I'm sure you are very flattered that so many people try and copy you. On another note, did I tell you that I'm starting up a tech advice company? Obviously I won't be giving out the advice! Pretty much we just copied another company's way of doing it along the coast and those ****s bring in a million a month. I shall tell you the ingenious way we are doing it when we get started, you will be suitably impressed I'm sure.

"Please install a new version of McAfee"

 

[monacoger]

"Please install a new version of McAfee"

Your man McAfee said he would eat his own dick if bit coins weren't worth half a million in the next 2 years

 

[Toby]

Your man McAfee said he would eat his own dick if bit coins weren't worth half a million in the next 2 years

He won't be alive in 2 years , **** is completely ****ed