Weekend Thread

[monacoger]

I like men from Canada @seabreeze xx

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A three pager

 

[Gambol]

Oh Canada

 

[GroveRanger]

You do realise they have internet in Canada you absolute tool.

Do they? Do they really? Cor, the things you learn on here....

At least if you moved to Canada you'd stand a chance of being considered interesting to them. I'm sure Ketamine addicted, spinach pizza eating, greasy trouser wearing w.ankpuffins like you would just blow their mind.

Try moving to the French bit, you'd get along famously.

The hope is you move to Canada and that due to the time difference you'd miss most of the day on here and by the time you get into full Tobeworm snidery I'd be long gone. Having said that I don't dislike Canadians so wishing you in them isn't fair, could you try for a job in North Korea instead? They'd be glad to have an IT expert like you telling them to switch it off at the mains then re-boot it.

 

[Toby]

Do they? Do they really? Cor, the things you learn on here....

At least if you moved to Canada you'd stand a chance of being considered interesting to them. I'm sure Ketamine addicted, spinach pizza eating, greasy trouser wearing w.ankpuffins like you would just blow their mind.

Try moving to the French bit, you'd get along famously.

The hope is you move to Canada and that due to the time difference you'd miss most of the day on here and by the time you get into full Tobeworm snidery I'd be long gone. Having said that I don't dislike Canadians so wishing you in them isn't fair, could you try for a job in North Korea instead? They'd be glad to have an IT expert like you telling them to switch it off at the mains then re-boot it.

That looks suspiciously like beel to me.

I'm not an expert on the matter though.

@Dev can you confirm please?

 

[GroveRanger]

That looks suspiciously like beel to me.

I'm not an expert on the matter though.

@Dev can you confirm please?

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[Toby]

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I write a line of text and every time you answer with a hilarious essay about ketamine.

You probably have night terrors and shout out my name in your sleep.

My work here is done

 

[EDGE.]

Nandos tonight with Julie and Dec after taekwondo then watch the Tsunami vs Plastic Whistle.
Tomorrow is footie with Dec then having a party at our gaffe tomorrow for Julie's birthday (she's late 20's too)
Sunday, football with Dec then probably blast her in the arse.

NO SURRENDER - THE POPE IS A BENDER

 

[Tina.]

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[GroveRanger]

I write a line of text and every time you answer with a hilarious essay about ketamine.

You probably have night terrors and shout out my name in your sleep.

My work here is done

And you don't ever comment on threads or topics from me, Dev, Mindy, brb, Ciaran, all of whom you frequently purport to hate with a passion? On every weekend thread you list your activities as begging Olga for a whiffy finger followed by pizza and drugs but I'm the twat because something as harmless as baking is what I like to do?

Apparently you don't care about likes but beel about how many you used to have on the old Not606 forum and that the current system is unfair, boo hoo.

You carry on here as though your sh.it doesn't stink and everyone is a c.unt apart from you but you come over as desperate for attention, even more than all of us confirmed attention seekers combined.

You are without any humility or humanity and your work here will never be done, a bit like your washing.

 

[Toby]

And you don't ever comment on threads or topics from me, Dev, Mindy, brb, Ciaran, all of whom you frequently purport to hate with a passion? On every weekend thread you list your activities as begging Olga for a whiffy finger followed by pizza and drugs but I'm the twat because something as harmless as baking is what I like to do?

Apparently you don't care about likes but beel about how many you used to have on the old Not606 forum and that the current system is unfair, boo hoo.

You carry on here as though your sh.it doesn't stink and everyone is a c.unt apart from you but you come over as desperate for attention, even more than all of us confirmed attention seekers combined.

You are without any humility or humanity and your work here will never be done, a bit like your washing.

I've never even mentioned likes from the old forum, I miss the dislike button because it was fun to make some people beel.

I've definitely not gotten to you, no siree. How many keyboards you gone through this year?

 

[GroveRanger]

I've never even mentioned likes from the old forum, I miss the dislike button because it was fun to make some people beel.

I've definitely not gotten to you, no siree. How many keyboards you gone through this year?

I've gone through as many keyboards as you've gone through condoms [HASHTAG]#willgetOlgagreencardforblowjob[/HASHTAG]

 

[Toby]

I've gone through as many keyboards as you've gone through condoms [HASHTAG]#willgetOlgagreencardforblowjob[/HASHTAG]

I don't vomit a bit in my mouth when I see my missus naked

 

[Tina.]

• mon head like character from 80's video gamex
• mon mocked for pixelated facex
• mon square dome used as chess boardx
• mon opens beer bottles using foreheadx
• mon dressed as rubik cube every halloweenx
• mon mistaken as speed camera by motorists

 

[monacoger]

• mon head like character from 80's video gamex
• mon mocked for pixelated facex
• mon square dome used as chess boardx
• mon opens beer bottles using foreheadx
• mon dressed as rubik cube every halloweenx
• mon mistaken as speed camera by motorists

 

[Gambol]

• mon head like character from 80's video gamex
• mon mocked for pixelated facex
• mon square dome used as chess boardx
• mon opens beer bottles using foreheadx
• mon dressed as rubik cube every halloweenx
• mon mistaken as speed camera by motorists

 

[Toby]

• mon head like character from 80's video gamex
• mon mocked for pixelated facex
• mon square dome used as chess boardx
• mon opens beer bottles using foreheadx
• mon dressed as rubik cube every halloweenx
• mon mistaken as speed camera by motorists

Where do the xs come from?

 

[Deleted #]

And you don't ever comment on threads or topics from me, Dev, Mindy, brb, Ciaran, all of whom you frequently purport to hate with a passion? On every weekend thread you list your activities as begging Olga for a whiffy finger followed by pizza and drugs but I'm the twat because something as harmless as baking is what I like to do?

Apparently you don't care about likes but beel about how many you used to have on the old Not606 forum and that the current system is unfair, boo hoo.

You carry on here as though your sh.it doesn't stink and everyone is a c.unt apart from you but you come over as desperate for attention, even more than all of us confirmed attention seekers combined.

You are without any humility or humanity and your work here will never be done, a bit like your washing.

You missed me off the list

 

[Tina.]

Where do the xs come from?

It's coz I love him.

 

[Deleted #]

I've got a lad coming round tonight to drop some materials in. He's putting my new guttering up and I'm having the outside of the house rendering, weather permitting.

I was supposed to be paintballing on Saturday, but I'm not going to make it so will have to rebook that one.

Have a good one everybody and stay safe

 

[Tina.]

I've got a lad coming round tonight to drop some materials in. He's putting my new guttering up and I'm having the outside of the house rendering, weather permitting.

I was supposed to be paintballing on Saturday, but I'm not going to make it so will have to rebook that one.

Have a good one everybody and stay safe

When you say putting your guttering up, do you mean he's giving you one up the àrse?