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Weekend Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Sep 15, 2017.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did you have a good weekend?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 18, 2017
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It was not bad, thanks for asking, how was yours?

    A six pager <party>
     
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    monacoger, Sep 18, 2017
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Quiet enough for me but Newcastle and Dublin won so good weekend all told.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 18, 2017
  4. Patience

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    When you joining the Whatsapp Crew, you toothless simpleton? You'd be a popular addition.
     
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    Patience, Sep 18, 2017
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Less of the toothless!I will when I get a new phone,will I wait for my birthday next month and get it as a present or bite the bullet and get one myself?We'll see.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toby, Sep 18, 2017
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure how the hookers or the owners make their money out of it to be honest, I would certainly get my money's worth out of the hookers and drink, especially if the hookers are all as sexy as the one above in the picture
     
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    monacoger, Sep 18, 2017
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  11. Strange Nipples ST

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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, it is a typo, otherwise that would just be silly and not legit.

    “The woman told me that her husband had fallen and that his head was now stuck in her vaginal cavity. I really thought that it was a group of teenagers making a prank call.”
     
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    monacoger, Sep 18, 2017
  13. Strange Nipples ST

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    It's a made up story, you shrivel-cocked bounty bar batterer.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 18, 2017
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    But they quoted a doctor :huh:
     
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    monacoger, Sep 18, 2017
  15. Strange Nipples ST

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    You're dumber than the offspring of Tina and an Irishman.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is that aimed at me?
     
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    monacoger, Sep 18, 2017
  17. Toby

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    And you're twice as ugly as that child.

    (sorry T <hug>)
     
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    Toby, Sep 18, 2017
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  18. Strange Nipples ST

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    Ah, no, it was aimed at Toby.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 18, 2017
  19. GroveRanger

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    No good for me, I might be lucky enough to make it to the end of the first session but would then have to go for a kip. I'd need intravenous Viagra to make it worthwhile and I don't think I could drink 99 Euros worth of Diet Coke.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 18, 2017
  20. Toby

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    Your aim is as good as your jokes.

    (****, if you hadn't got it)
     
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    Toby, Sep 18, 2017
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