Weekend Thread...5 of 52

They make pizzas soggy. Caramelised onions are ok.

 

Off to Rome tomorrow where i will be killing priests and liking posts.

Back Sunday God willing.

 

Dev has made some new guidelines.
You are only allowed to post on here whilst at work or at home in your man cave .
Contributing whilst enjoying leisure time away from the 2 designated locations is frowned upon and subsequently mocked.

Anyone that travels abroad for work and "claims" to be enjoying the host country is a loser .

Good old Dev avoiding pointless arguments since 1959

 

Like when you had your meltdown last year you mean? Like that?

 

Like posting on here while you take her away for a holiday you mean?

She must be a real catch.

 

You mean when I made a miscarriage joke and Pud got in a tizzy because unbeknownst to me Mrs Pud had one resulting in the double chasing of Pud and Venom ?

 

No not that, I think you know what I mean, In fact I know you know what I mean.

 

I was working. It's quite normal for people in real jobs to have to do work whilst on holiday, either answering calls or sending emails. I was fixing a VPN issue.

She is actually. I doubt Mrs Dev is though, for you to watch a dozen films a week and spend the rest of your time on here

 

Watch out, Dev will get the spreadsheet out

 

I have had countless meltdowns on here Russ and I honestly don't care it's the internet pal , but carry on doing whatever you are doing .
My 200% increase in petty squabbles with you target is so far getting smashed.

 

Please son, this repetitive pish is dull and boring, I've heard this spiel a million times, it did not work then and it sure as hell ain't working now even though you think your gibberish carries some intellectual heft.

 

I'm not your "Pal", I doubt you have any. Unless it's down at the EDL club.

 

Intellectual heft

You can't figure out how to get the Wi Fi connected in your Saga holiday chalet and it makes you angry and resentful.

 

Did you Google "heft"?

I suspect you had to.

 

I´m his pal, in fact you are all my pals, probably the best pals I have ever had

 

You hit a raw nerve there Dev exposing my latent white supremacy leanings.
Hope the other Nazis at the EDL club don't discover my mixed race children ,that will be difficult to explain away.

 

Your wife is probably very hefty , us fork truck enthusiasts use hefty all the time when discussing large loads .

 

Sadly that's probably true for some of the individuals on here Iain. That's why they keep giving each other eHanders.

 

You poor bastard