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Toby said:
I'm going to pretend to see my imaginary girlfriend tonight and have a few drinks, I pretended to get very drunk last night so not in the mood for a wild one.

Tomorrow going to pretend to do some work, might watch some football and get very stoned. Was considering going through all the past 'likes' history from the last few years to see if I can spot anything.

Sunday will be spent pretending to eat pizza and getting stoned, as per.
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The usual then.
 
"intersectional feminist, activist, and video creator. also a queer, trans, nonbinary, polyamorous lesbian. she/they"

This is how someone describes herself (itself?) on Twitter. There are days when I really hope climate change is real (it is, actually) and that the human race gets completely wiped out.
 
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Firstly tonite I will eat pizza, stuff my face with it, maybe put onion and garlic on it because I'm so French. And then I will have sex lots with my girlfriend who is a real person and is from Europe, insidently where I am from as I am actually French lol.

Then on Saturday I will go to a rave and eat my body weight in ketamine with Simon who is my friend who drives forklifts, oh and I live in a room not a squat but a room in a house.

I'm so cool and I know computers.
 
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Anton McPape said:
Firstly tonite I will eat pizza, stuff my face with it, maybe put onion and garlic on it because I'm so French. And then I will have sex lots with my girlfriend who is a real person and is from Europe, insidently where I am from as I am actually French lol.

Then on Saturday I will go to a rave and eat my body weight in ketamine with Simon who is my friend who drives forklifts, oh and I live in a room not a squat but a room in a house.

I'm so cool and I know computers.
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One does not simply eat Ketamine you noob
 
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Cup Face said:
"intersectional feminist, activist, and video creator. also a queer, trans, nonbinary, polyamorous lesbian. she/they"

This is how someone describes herself (itself?) on Twitter. There are days when I really hope climate change is real (it is, actually) and that the human race gets completely wiped out.
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There are not enough sharp knives and blunt hammers in the world to deal with the amount of entitled snowflake millennial oxygen thieves who think they are unique. For anyone to say that they don't recognize themselves as a particular gender, or worse opt in and out of one as the mood takes them, should be used as ballast to shore up the rivers when the flood comes.
 
GroveRanger said:
There are not enough sharp knives and blunt hammers in the world to deal with the amount of entitled snowflake millennial oxygen thieves who think they are unique. For anyone to say that they don't recognize themselves as a particular gender, or worse opt in and out of one as the mood takes them, should be used as ballast to shore up the rivers when the flood comes.
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Go post on the Daily Mail comments with the rest of the scum <ok>
 
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Anton McPape said:
Firstly tonite I will eat pizza, stuff my face with it, maybe put onion and garlic on it because I'm so French. And then I will have sex lots with my girlfriend who is a real person and is from Europe, insidently where I am from as I am actually French lol.

Then on Saturday I will go to a rave and eat my body weight in ketamine with Simon who is my friend who drives forklifts, oh and I live in a room not a squat but a room in a house.

I'm so cool and I know computers.
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Onions on pizza? :emoticon-0119-puke:
 
Anton McPape said:
Firstly tonite I will eat pizza, stuff my face with it, maybe put onion and garlic on it because I'm so French. And then I will have sex lots with my girlfriend who is a real person and is from Europe, insidently where I am from as I am actually French lol.

Then on Saturday I will go to a rave and eat my body weight in ketamine with Simon who is my friend who drives forklifts, oh and I live in a room not a squat but a room in a house.

I'm so cool and I know computers.
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You should also go to work and pretend to be on holiday.
 
DevAdvocate said:
You really want to go down the family insults route?

Don't be a ****ing Simon/Chapper. <ok>
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I'm not mocking anyone's death. I'm asking you an honest question.

Why do you spend so much time on here? Is your wife really that much of a mess? My imaginary girlfriend, as you repeatedly call her, is lovely. I wouldn't waste my time on here on the weekend, I have better things to do when I'm with her <ok>
 
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