Haaland has to do something to impress the lassies. It's not easy pulling burds when you've got a face like a melted welliy.
(Pretty sure Ell can confirm this from personal experience - the melted welly bit, that is!
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(Pretty sure Ell can confirm this from personal experience - the melted welly bit, that is!

Even when he describes them like they were a property for sale? 