Haha just reminded me of one of my favourite Peter Kay stand-up routines

I also like SOCIETY LADY this evening and BLACK SAM BELLA in the first.
**** that, if we went to a tote system like other countries I'd stop betting on horses and stop going to the races as well. I want to know what price I'm getting on a horse and haven't used the tote since 2003 when at Ascot I put a bet on a horse showing 18 on the tote 30 seconds before the race started, it won and got paid at 12 absolute joke, couldn't give a **** about prize money and anyway there are probably too many horses in training anyway.
The forum jinx continues
I am backing plenty of winners lately but if I mention them on here they are ****ed!

Yes, Stick, in a slightly similar vein, I backed my selection yesterday e/w, but completely forgot to add e/w in my little post. Couldn't mention that afterwards because up comes the dreaded word 'aftertiming". I am going to get that now anyway,![]()
Ayrad in the county?!? Ayrad in a handicap?!? Ayrad off 104?!? The 4.10 at Salisbury looks his for the taking off this perch and against these rivals.
The betting boots and the punting pants are on this morning, crew.

Ayrad in the county?!? Ayrad in a handicap?!? Ayrad off 104?!? The 4.10 at Salisbury looks his for the taking off this perch and against these rivals.
The betting boots and the punting pants are on this morning, crew.
Not too confident then BarneyAyrad in the county?!? Ayrad in a handicap?!? Ayrad off 104?!? The 4.10 at Salisbury looks his for the taking off this perch and against these rivals.
The betting boots and the punting pants are on this morning, crew.
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Ayrad in the county?!? Ayrad in a handicap?!? Ayrad off 104?!? The 4.10 at Salisbury looks his for the taking off this perch and against these rivals.
The betting boots and the punting pants are on this morning, crew.