Match Day Thread Vs Burnley (H)

[wishiwasinliverpool]

"We believe that the Royal Blue of our beloved Everton Football Club is far superior to the red of those we don't wish to talk about.Red is for people who support canniblism and kicking people in the head.Blue is classy."

The only good thing about the colour blue is blue mascara. Red mascara is kind of peculiar.

 

[wishiwasinliverpool]

I'm bored being a well-known member when do I get a silly description?

 

[Diego]

Nope.

Shot on target
Any goal attempt that:
a) Goes into the net
b) Would have gone into the net but for being stopped by a goalkeeper's save
c) Would have gone into the net but for being stopped by a defender who is the last man.

Right, so basically a few people on here today were talking bullshit when they praised Klavan for a great block then?

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

I'm bored being a well-known member when do I get a silly description?

When you're positive about some of our players

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Player blocks shot on target in case the keeper doesn't get it

You're not arguing statistical methodology with Astro, are you?

 

[saintanton]

I'm bored being a well-known member when do I get a silly description?

How much sillier than "well-known member" can you get?

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

The only good thing about the colour blue is blue mascara. Red mascara is kind of peculiar.

Blue mascara contrasts my brown eyes better then beige.

 

[saintanton]

oh i know why it was just the total gloom & despondency was getting on my tits.
Having said that me & the wife agreed some weeks ago to drink less and a maximum of 1 bottle of red between us per night. She wasn't happy when she realised i had polished off 3/4 bottle by half time.
Thought that for much of the game that was our worst performance of the season with only Migs coming out of it with much credit.By the same token it makes a welcome chage to ply poorly and win.

There's some stiff competition for that accolade.

 

[saintanton]

Right, so basically a few people on here today were talking bullshit when they praised Klavan for a great block then?

Perhaps you need to take up your grievance with those who compile the official statistics?

 

[Diego]

You're not arguing statistical methodology with Astro, are you?

Wouldn't dream of it

Simply after an explanation as to why a player blocking a shot makes it off target yet a keeper saving it makes it on target

 

[Diego]

Perhaps you need to take up your grievance with those who compile the official statistics?

Not at all, I am just trying to get people to believe what they see instead of what they are told

 

[Solid Air]

There's some stiff competition for that accolade.

Ageed
But there has to be a winner

 

[saintanton]

Not at all, I am just trying to get people to believe what they see instead of what they are told

Unless it's you doing the telling, you mean?

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Wouldn't dream of it

Simply after an explanation as to why a player blocking a shot makes it off target yet a keeper saving it makes it on target

Them's the rules, evidently. Bird gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Astro does stats, there's nobody like him...

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Ageed
But there has to be a winner

Unfortunately, I fear that winner is still yet to make an appearance yet.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Not at all, I am just trying to get people to believe what they see instead of what they are told

You must be a joy at traffic lights.

 

[Diego]

Unless it's you doing the telling, you mean?

Nope, they have to do it for themselves

 

[Diego]

Them's the rules, evidently. Bird gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Astro does stats, there's nobody like him...

Oh there are many, many who read and quote stats unfortunately

 

[Diego]

You must be a joy at traffic lights.

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

decent win that. all things considered