Match Day Thread UTD v Liverpool

HRH Custard VC

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Saturday 5.30pm.

Its that time again
England's biggest clubs take each other on at Old Trafford the home of 20.

Liverpool come into the game having last the last two meeting V UTD.
Can Brenda rally his troops and steal a few hub caps or will the Red Devils spank them again?


A totally winner thread from the house of custard
 
Gerrard on that slip: "I sat in the back of the car and felt the tears rolling down my face"

Gerrard on that slip: "I hadn't cried for years but, on the way home, I couldn't stop. The tears kept coming"

Gerrard on that slip: "I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside. It was killing me"

Gerrard on that slip: "I felt numb, like I had lost someone in my family."

[HASHTAG]#luckedout[/HASHTAG]
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Gerrard on that slip: "I sat in the back of the car and felt the tears rolling down my face"

Gerrard on that slip: "I hadn't cried for years but, on the way home, I couldn't stop. The tears kept coming"

Gerrard on that slip: "I can't even tell you if the streets were thick with traffic or as empty as I was on the inside. It was killing me"

Gerrard on that slip: "I felt numb, like I had lost someone in my family."

[HASHTAG]#luckedout[/HASHTAG]
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The tears of a clown ---> the joy of the whole nation <ok> <laugh>


[HASHTAG]#overratedpratt [/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#selfpromotingclown[/HASHTAG]
 
Rooney out for this game ffs. His season just seems to be getting better and better <doh>

Pulled his hammy about the same time Custard was creating this thread <whistle>
 
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Anyway I predict a massively boring 0-0

With the only entertainment being a sending off.
 
Rooney out for this game ffs. His season just seems to be getting better and better <doh>

Pulled his hammy about the same time Custard was creating this thread <whistle>

Is this definite? I can't see it confirmed anywhere.

I reckon the crowd will be right up for this, especially with De Gea resigning. He's got to play, it'll give the place a huge lift. I think we'll dick them personally, I can't think anything else.

Our team is better then theirs, it really will be how van Gaal sets them up and sends them out.
 
One massive blow to us and one massive bit of luck to you - Coutinho out.

Add to that Henderson being out, we need to pull together for this one. Probably our most influential 2 players out.


Still going for a 0-0 with a sending off though <ok>
 
One massive blow to us and one massive bit of luck to you - Coutinho out.

Add to that Henderson being out, we need to pull together for this one. Probably our most influential 2 players out.


Still going for a 0-0 with a sending off though <ok>

Impossible to predict this one, can't see it being 0-0!
 
I actually have that ****er in my fantasy team, he's been doing **** all!

Take him out, you Jinx <grr>

I've got Fabregas and Aguero and they've been DIRE.

Just took Aguero out as he's been injured after 25mins! Put Lukaku in now. Was tempted to put Rooney in, but he doesn't even need a jinx <laugh>




P.S. I have Benteke in mine too <whistle>