Might buy a set of clubs....
....drive down to Motherwell and beat gambols ass with them

The only people that hate golf are the horrible, disgusting underclass who are too poor to play, ****ters and mincers who are ****e at any sport, and those who, i dunno, might not have all their fingers.
Let me know when yer goin and I'll get the bus from ma bedsit to Motherwell to meet ye![]()
Nae bawhair.
^^^^^^ Can't afford clubs![]()


An that's the other thing about golfers. The daft twats pay a fortune for metal sticks in a bag, stupit shoes, and ridiculous looking clothes.
****in suckers. They really see ye's comin.
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Gambol, you're one of those ****s who'd be seen on the school playing fields hitting stolen range balls with a wooden headed driver, drinking cider, with his manky dog in tow.
Do you have any idea about the amount of fanny us golfers get!?
None.
Let me know when yer goin and I'll drive over from ma gaff to Motherwell to meet ye![]()

Eh, naw.I don't like golf. Perhaps I wasn't making myself clear.
That's why you hate it. It instantly reminds you of that low point in your life when that's what you did with your day instead of job hunting. It was only around 6 months ago.

That sounds niceIt's great, especially in a decent climate. In all honesty, you wouldn't find me playing it when I'm back home in the pishing rain, wearing waterproofs, and carrying clubs.
Whereas out here, it's beers and sun, golf carts, and guys that come baout every few holes tae give ye an ice pole.
Has Saint Vitus Dance
Against ma better judgement I was persuaded by my brother-in-law to go to a golf range with him. **** me, it was borin as ****.