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It's great, especially in a decent climate. In all honesty, you wouldn't find me playing it when I'm back home in the pishing rain, wearing waterproofs, and carrying clubs.

Whereas out here, it's beers and sun, golf carts, and guys that come baout every few holes tae give ye an ice pole.
 
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****** The Dog said:
The only people that hate golf are the horrible, disgusting underclass who are too poor to play, ****ters and mincers who are ****e at any sport, and those who, i dunno, might not have all their fingers.
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**** off. It's as ****e as snooker.
 
Gambol, you're one of those ****s who'd be seen on the school playing fields hitting stolen range balls with a wooden headed driver, drinking cider, with his manky dog in tow.
 
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****** The Dog said:
^^^^^^ Can't afford clubs <rofl><ok>
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An that's the other thing about golfers. The daft twats pay a fortune for metal sticks in a bag, stupit shoes, and ridiculous looking clothes.

****in suckers. They really see ye's comin.

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****** The Dog said:
Gambol, you're one of those ****s who'd be seen on the school playing fields hitting stolen range balls with a wooden headed driver, drinking cider, with his manky dog in tow.
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Eh, naw.I don't like golf. Perhaps I wasn't making myself clear.
 
Gambol said:
Eh, naw.I don't like golf. Perhaps I wasn't making myself clear.
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That's why you hate it. It instantly reminds you of that low point in your life when that's what you did with your day instead of job hunting. It was only around 6 months ago.
 
****** The Dog said:
That's why you hate it. It instantly reminds you of that low point in your life when that's what you did with your day instead of job hunting. It was only around 6 months ago.
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Against ma better judgement I was persuaded by my brother-in-law to go to a golf range with him. **** me, it was borin as ****.
 
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****** The Dog said:
It's great, especially in a decent climate. In all honesty, you wouldn't find me playing it when I'm back home in the pishing rain, wearing waterproofs, and carrying clubs.

Whereas out here, it's beers and sun, golf carts, and guys that come baout every few holes tae give ye an ice pole.
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That sounds nice:emoticon-0148-yes:
 
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****ing ice lollies ffs. This place is like ****yboys playground. Golf should be played in 40 miles an hour winds over ancient sand dunes and bags should be carried by the player.

Soft as ****e yoos ****s.
 
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Golf courses are where we send the ****s and *****s. Keeps them occupied for a while.
 
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