US Election

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Who will win?..


  • Total voters
    60
Status
Not open for further replies.
I see a police officer died today after being beaten with a fire extinguisher by those non violent protestors who were merely sight seeing.

Antifa actors or holograms or summat like that, the Flying Monkeys in The Other Place are claiming.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Archers Road
Antifa actors or holograms or summat like that, the Flying Monkeys in The Other Place are claiming.
Whilst back peddling away from the fact that they’ve have been sucking Trump’s mushroom cock for the last 4 years.

Sounds about standard for the far right at the minute.

Nah, never liked him me.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ivan Dobsky
It’s been reported that one of those who died had a heart attack after accidentally tasering themselves in the nuts
It was apparently this peace loving, up standing citizen, who was merely sight seeing, and unfortunately tasered himself in the nuts, whilst having a picnic on the lawn.

Amen

<rose>

You must log in or register to see media
 
It was apparently this peace loving, up standing citizen, who was merely sight seeing, and unfortunately tasered himself in the nuts, whilst having a picnic on the lawn.

Amen

<rose>

You must log in or register to see media

Seeing that, reminded me of the crossbow man during the protests in June, if you remember, they ended up torching his car. I just looked him up to see what happened to him, he got one year in prison for his troubles <laugh>
 
I thought initially it sounded like... well bollocks but you do here of Americans tucking their guns in their belts and... so it’s plausible.
 
Did he actually taser himself in the nut sack ?

Hilarious if true
It’s a bit obscure to just make up, and it was reported by some media at the time apparently.

His family have just said he died of a heart attack and he had a history of high blood pressure. Also, that he wasn’t in any way a violent man and just went as he loved Trump. I can only assume they’ve not yet read his Parler account.
 
It’s a bit obscure to just make up, and it was reported by some media at the time apparently.

His family have just said he died of a heart attack and he had a history of high blood pressure. Also, that he wasn’t in any way a violent man and just went as he loved Trump. I can only assume they’ve not yet read his Parler account.

'He wasn't a violent man, but loved to pose in our living room showing off his semi automatic arsenal'

****ing Divs.

What a way to die, his family have to live the with embarrassment of that forever now. What do his kids tell their friends ?

'My Dad died accidently tasering himself in the bollocks, whilst engaged in a stupid act of domestic terrorism because he was hoodwinked by a facist.' <applause>
 
'He wasn't a violent man, but loved to pose in our living room showing off his semi automatic arsenal'

****ing Divs.

What a way to die, his family have to live the with embarrassment of that forever now. What do his kids tell their friends ?

'My Dad died accidently tasering himself in the bollocks, whilst engaged in a stupid act of domestic terrorism because he was hoodwinked by a facist.' <applause>

Something like that probably yeah.
 
'He wasn't a violent man, but loved to pose in our living room showing off his semi automatic arsenal'

****ing Divs.

What a way to die, his family have to live the with embarrassment of that forever now. What do his kids tell their friends ?

'My Dad died accidently tasering himself in the bollocks, whilst engaged in a stupid act of domestic terrorism because he was hoodwinked by a facist.' <applause>

they should put that on his gravestone
 
  • Like
Reactions: PINKIE
'He wasn't a violent man, but loved to pose in our living room showing off his semi automatic arsenal'

****ing Divs.

What a way to die, his family have to live the with embarrassment of that forever now. What do his kids tell their friends ?

'My Dad died accidently tasering himself in the bollocks, whilst engaged in a stupid act of domestic terrorism because he was hoodwinked by a facist.' <applause>
He must have really ****ing hated Christmas eh?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Archers Road
'He wasn't a violent man, but loved to pose in our living room showing off his semi automatic arsenal'

****ing Divs.

What a way to die, his family have to live the with embarrassment of that forever now. What do his kids tell their friends ?

'My Dad died accidently tasering himself in the bollocks, whilst engaged in a stupid act of domestic terrorism because he was hoodwinked by a facist.' <applause>


Actual proper rofl
 
Status
Not open for further replies.