"Jerry? He's a terrific guy, he likes the younger ladies"Biden quotes to pass the time
""I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real"
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by the you know, you know the thing."
“I’ll Lead an Effective Strategy to Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure.”
""His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so, god rest her soul, and, er, although she's, wait—your mom's still alive. It was your dad [who] passed. God bless her soul. I gotta get this straight,""
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you,"
Graham, a paraplegic following a car accident
""Oh, god love ya, what am I talking about, I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up though, pal. Thank you very, very much...You can tell I'm new."
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Your hero, **** enabler Donald Trump.

dry your eyes, you're embarrassing yourself