United OUT

am sure you will try your best :D let us agree .. watching constantly a disappointing performance in bed with GF or by your club will only force you to search satisfaction elsewhere .. it is just logical, no one blame you .. what else you can talk about in your club section or at home avoiding eye contact with GF ;)
WTF are you talking about, you imbecile?
I hope your carer is being well paid.
 
as i said.. as long that ease your frustration from bad bed performance or from your club performance .. feel free to post here anytime mate
guess today you had another bad performance in bed or .. opps scrap that, forget Liverpool lost today :D
am trying to help you mate here by giving you excuses for your sick attitude to post showing your happiness when a team lose .. am just defending you by saying you are not sick just a frustrated guy who can't find satisfaction elsewhere :D
my career is Good ...actually i just heard yesterday that my design win my company £15m project ;) that will definitely help NHS to ease your bill for required mental treatment.. so cheer up ;)

CARER!! NOT career you imbecile!
 
he he thought you missed the "e" bcz clearly you look frustrated :D
can't help you regarding Liverpool bcz let us admit you $ucks .. but sure I can help on GF issue ;) ... sure by that i mean give you some advice nothing more ..don't panic ;)
and sorry am not like you and don't need a carer .. no wonder why you are so familiar with this term and know how much they are paid and why you struggle to satisfy your GF ;)
the picture is much clearer now .. thanks for having the time clarifying that for us mate <ok> .. i know no one give you the moral support needed at the Liverpool section .. bcz let us admit unless you are a racist or use your fist to hit someone in a bar, they won't support you :D .. so feel free to come here and talk at any time bro .. sure we don't share same values & standards ;)
You clearly have some issues with "my struggle to satisfy my GF"!! lol
But then you are obviously not British - so I will put your juvenile meanderings down to your tenuous grasp of our beautiful language.
It is capable of being used to express the most complicated messages, with devastating precision.
This message will, I am certain, be lost in translation.
Nontheless - never let it be said that I am not a sensitive individual - I am quite prepared to tutor you - I want you to improve yourself.
For a nominal token fee; I will take on the monumental task of bringing your English Language appreciation up to...well let's not be too ambitious.....let's say up to the "conversational level".
How about £20 per consultation? You can have this one as an introductory loss-leader.<cheers><cheers>