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WTF are you talking about, you imbecile?
I hope your carer is being well paid.

 

Judging by your comments, you are the imbecile.

 

CARER!! NOT career you imbecile!

 

You clearly have some issues with "my struggle to satisfy my GF"!! lol
But then you are obviously not British - so I will put your juvenile meanderings down to your tenuous grasp of our beautiful language.
It is capable of being used to express the most complicated messages, with devastating precision.
This message will, I am certain, be lost in translation.
Nontheless - never let it be said that I am not a sensitive individual - I am quite prepared to tutor you - I want you to improve yourself.
For a nominal token fee; I will take on the monumental task of bringing your English Language appreciation up to...well let's not be too ambitious.....let's say up to the "conversational level".
How about £20 per consultation? You can have this one as an introductory loss-leader.

 

They've certainly been in better form that Valencia since October.