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I hated peas as a child so my mother would hide a pea in my roast dinners every sunday. Every week I would finish my dinner, then victoriously leave the solitary pea alone on the plate. I'm 44 now and yesterday she confessed that she actually used to hide two peas. The twat.
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I hated peas as a child so my mother would hide a pea in my roast dinners every sunday. Every week I would finish my dinner, then victoriously leave the solitary pea alone on the plate. I'm 44 now and yesterday she confessed that she actually used to hide two peas. The twat.
Fesshole
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23 Mar 2022
When visiting New York the wife and I had a routine each night when we ate out, I'd 'propose' to her and she'd tearfully accept, Americans being Americans would woop and cheer and occasionally the restaurant let us eat for free. We'd been married 8 years.
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23 Mar 2022
When visiting New York the wife and I had a routine each night when we ate out, I'd 'propose' to her and she'd tearfully accept, Americans being Americans would woop and cheer and occasionally the restaurant let us eat for free. We'd been married 8 years.
Lord Sugar
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29 May 2018
When asked how I made my fortune the answer is . I bought car aerials for £1, sold them for £1.20 . Went on and bought more sold them and bought more sold them also and bought more ........Then my uncle died and left me £500m
@Lord_Sugar
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29 May 2018
When asked how I made my fortune the answer is . I bought car aerials for £1, sold them for £1.20 . Went on and bought more sold them and bought more sold them also and bought more ........Then my uncle died and left me £500m
