Off Topic Twitter thread

did they get the phone back

 

not all paramedics are superheroes

still
buys a lot of cake

 

Come in number 13, your time is up!

 

The thing was probably shot by some entitled **** in a Farage jacket.

 

Thousands of birds are killed by wind turbines each year. It's an issue that has to be resolved.

 

Domestic cats kill 55 million birds every year in the UK. Why are you so concerned about the few thousand killed by wind turbines?

 

Trying to ban cats here for that reason

 

It's thousands now, but it will be millions when the wind turbines increase, so something has to be done to mitigate it. Maybe some sort of audio to warn the birds, or flashing lights.

In the same way, cats should have collars with bells to help protect wildlife.

 

So you really are concerned about the birds? There was me thinking you were just spreading oil lobby propaganda.