It's not a spoof, sadly. It's the ramblings of an insane, dementia affected, bullying old man. It's everything he's done in life summed up, "I want that and if I don't get it there'll be trouble. You didn't give it to me, so I'm upset and going to threaten you until you give in."
Who's going to risk their job by correcting the madman ...
... no one is the answer because they're all complicit.
He was rambling the other day about Iran and his staff stood behind him grinning.
"The killings in Iran have stopped ... are stopping ... have stopped," he smirked ...
... as if the deaths of people were barely worth his breath.
This is really serious now, why on earth did we ever leave Europe ffs.