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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: watch me rub your pussy on not606.com


Stranger: ....


Stranger: jeez today is filled with links today.


Stranger: 6th one i got today.


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Haha, he fell for it, dumbass.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats happening kid #
Stranger: Not much girly
You: howd you know i was a girl jeez your good
Stranger: I'm not a kid so at least one of us is. XP
You: ha kid is what we call everyone in my country even if your not a kid , where you from i like you
Stranger: I'm from the US
Stranger: Let me guess, let me guess
Stranger: Australia?
You: i looooove americans ...........you s aaaa , no im from uk
Stranger: Even better! XD
Stranger: UK > Australia
You: *giglles
You: of course it is we sent our convicts there
Stranger: *high five* amen to that
You: yee haw
You: you got a big dick ?
Stranger: Yes maam :
You: how big
Stranger: Seven inches long, thick
You: mmm.. would you make me cry ? im a virgin but i have tugged dicks and sucked
Stranger: I'd make you scream my name. ;)
You: i dont know your name
Stranger: Eric
You: Eric .....mmm im 14 would that matter
Stranger: It wouldn't in Alabama :P
Stranger: Maryland, where I live, have the 16 years or older law
You: so i underage :-(
Stranger: When is your birth day?
You: january ?
Stranger: That isn't so bad :P
You: woo so yould do me ?
Stranger: After 18 months yes :P
You: It has come to the attention of the Federal Bureau of Investigation that you have attempted to partake in sexual relations with a minor which in actuality was a representative of the sexual assault and ****philia investigation department of the Bureau. The conversation and all other information needed will be or has been recorded for further investigation under regulation(s) SL: 32.2.392 of the constitutional codex.

At this time your conversations and other aliases that have relations to your IP address and other known addresses are under full evaluation to further investigate the litigation that you have attempted in consensual sexual relations with a minor.

This message is given in accordance of the law by the Federal Bureau of Investigation any and all responses are recorded for a better over view of the case.

For further questions please contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation at (205) 326-6166.
Stranger: LOL well played
You: it was my friend you are literally ****ed in prison :-) enjoy
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: I like anal lol
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Toby...

I know your a bit of a up your own arse **** (no offence) but why are so many people obsessed with you! It's mental/funny as **** <ok>
 
Pud said:
Toby...

I know your a bit of a up your own arse **** (no offence) but why are so many people obsessed with you! It's mental/funny as **** <ok>
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I honestly have no idea...

I've attracted a fan-club of ****tards that post/start threads about me, I feel quite sorry for the ****s...

Although most of them can barely read/write so it's not too much of a challenge <ok>
 
Pud said:
Toby...

I know your a bit of a up your own arse **** (no offence) but why are so many people obsessed with you! It's mental/funny as **** <ok>
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Because he constantly tries to outwit and insult people but ultimately fails, hence the people he TRIED insulting start making him feel depressed with their endless insults which in turn is funny and thus ladies and gentleman is the life and time of Toby on these boards.
 
Calatron said:
Because he constantly tries to outwit and insult people but ultimately fails, hence the people he TRIED insulting start making him feel depressed with their endless insults which in turn is funny and thus ladies and gentleman is the life and time of Toby on these boards.
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I can't get involved in this or Tarquin will get angry again. Go **** yourself PB, you obsessed, deluded little ****tard <ok>
 
Toby said:
I can't get involved in this or Tarquin will get angry again. Go **** yourself PB, you obsessed, deluded little ****tard <ok>
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Yeah he's pure beeling anger I can feel the rage here, oh and it's Calatron not PB anymore Toadfish and obsessed not likely just like winding you up and exposing you for the phannie you truly are.
 
We need you back out there Toby. This is my latest effort:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

You: u?

Stranger: male

Stranger: age?

You: 21

Stranger: same

You: u/.

You: where u from?

Stranger: washington

Stranger: u?

You: wales

You: Do u like The Wurzels?

Stranger: do i like the wat???

You: they're a seminal scrumpy & western band

Stranger: never heard em

Stranger: u horny?

You: No. I'd rather talk about 'Combine Harvester' and 'I am a Cider Drinker'.

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What's wrong with The Wurzels anyway? <laugh>
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: needs a guy for normal talk

You: needs a guy for anal penetration

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First attempt. I don't think I'm gonna be good at this
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 21/m/guernsey
Stranger: Pamela Anderson ?
You: almost
You: got the tits
Stranger: no.. im looking for pamela..
Stranger: r u pamela??
You: i'll be anything you want me to be baby
Stranger: no..
You: dont leave
Stranger: u r a sissy girl ;-P
You: just imagine
Stranger: im a guy !! dude !
You: im not your dude, guy
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: im straight dude !! ;-P
Stranger: im no gay !! dude !!
You: i didnt say i was gay
Stranger: what abt u ?? dude!!
You: im just a man in this world, trying to survive
You: taking it day to day
You: on the mean streets
Stranger: where is guernsey?
Stranger: england ?
You: sort of
You: it's a tiny island off the coast of france
Stranger: ireland ?
Stranger: norway?
You: it's run by the British
You: they won't give it back
Stranger: ohh..
You: yes
Stranger: so u speak french too ??
You: we have terrorists
You: the Guernsey Republican Army
Stranger: what ???
Stranger: !!
You: trying to free from the British oppression
Stranger: u kiddin ??
You: no
You: we rub **** on the walls and everything
Stranger: arnt u a supporter of ur ppl ?
You: well yes sorry, they are not terrorists, they are freedom fighters
Stranger: hmmm..
Stranger: im from pakistan
You: really
Stranger: yup.
You: I think India is better
You: and I base that on absolutely nothing
Stranger: india is bigger... more resources..good name..
Stranger: its nice
You: yes I was there last month
You: in Chennai
You: funny city
You: the coconuts look like turnips
Stranger: why??
You: I expected them to look like coconuts from the bounty commercial
You: but no they are all bald and weird looking
Stranger: ohh...
You: big gay with a thong and a machete cut the head off and gave me a straw
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: my parents are from india..
You: i thought i was drinking turnip juice until i tasted it
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: soo. tell me abt ur place..
You: Guernsey
You: we have 50,000 people
You: and most of us are somewhat related
You: 2nd cousin is a result
Stranger: its a verry small island??
You: yes
You: about 6 miles long by 3 miles
Stranger: so why is the army fighting...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wats the issue?
You: it's the british, nobody likes them
You: we are 10 miles off the coast of france and 50 miles from Britain
You: yet the British won't piss off
Stranger: so u ppl want to be with france ?
You: they do that those Brits, come in to your land and shag your women
You: well the french are a bit weird tooo
You: i'm thinking we want to be independent
You: a seat on the UN in New York
You: develop nuclear weapons
You: then nuke Portugal
Stranger: why ??????
You: Portugese cleaners complained because I left a skid mark in my toilet bowl
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this one went on for a while
 
I GOT OWNED THIS GUY WAS NUTS!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi

You: ALRIGHT!
Stranger: ook

Stranger: from?
You: IF YOU CUT ME OFF IN THE NEXT 10 MINS I WILL HUNT YOU AND KILL YOU!
Stranger: oh ****

You: FUKIN RIGHT!

Stranger: from?

You: OPPOSITE UR HOUSE.
Stranger: nice

You: Can I borrow a ***?
Stranger: yes u can borrow my ***

You: You only have 1?
Stranger: no, i got 2

You: Are u US?
Stranger: no
Stranger: finland

You: *** means cigarette. Don't you find this site weird?

Stranger: dont you ****ing lie to me!

You: Now u r getting odd!
Stranger: i can borrow u my weird if u want.

You: ok Ha! So now that we're playing nice what's it like inFinland.
Stranger: from?

You: Wales
Stranger: coool

You: You like football?
Stranger: no i like pingpong and floorball

You: What the **** is floorball?
Stranger: its very good so simply

Stranger: google it!
You: wait a min then.
Stranger: i also like icehockey

You: ok hockey! How did this conversation get so normal after my start?
Stranger: so simple. Very good!

You: SHALL WE GO BACK TO KILLING?
Stranger: im not afraid of murderers though.

You: I ****in am, they are nuts!

Stranger: did u hear bout norway
You: Yeah crazy stuff!

Stranger: its craaaaazeeeeeee

You: I'm trying to be a bit weird so that I can post this on not606, you are sort of spoiling it.
Stranger: i can borrow u my bout if u wont

Stranger: i 've got 2.
Stranger: annnd
Stranger: harry killed voldemort

You: Look the 10 min are up I wont kill you if you disconnect.

Stranger: ?

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