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OK .. too scared to do this at work, but had to give it a go when I got home, had a few lame efforts before this interesting chap turned up ..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: how old, sex and location?

Stranger: 20 man from India and you

You: 23 m England

You: India, cool I've never been there

Stranger: It is nice sir, I am a student but I would really like to come to England

You: Sir - you guys are so well educated, what time is it with you?

Stranger: It is 21:35 in India

You: I have a question you may be able to help me with

You: Because of all the spicy food you eat, does it sting when you bum people?

Stranger: I do not understand

You: Sorry, I'll type slower, when an Indian man puts his penis in another Indian persons bum hole (man or woman) do the spices in your poo sting the end - you know like when you wipe your eye after cutting up chilli's, also is it true that you wipe your arse with your bare hands ..eurrgh ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Thought that was a reasonable and informative question to be honest ..
 
gotcoffee said:
OK .. too scared to do this at work, but had to give it a go when I got home, had a few lame efforts before this interesting chap turned up ..



Thought that was a reasonable and informative question to be honest ..
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Excellent effort sir <applause>

The best ones start of pretending to be serious and then go into the troll area. Well done
 
SYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: m
Stranger: kool
Stranger: im f
You: ah good :)
You: age/location?
Stranger: 25 usa
You: 31/Scotland here
Stranger: Wow
You: I'm not from Scotland though
You: I'm on the run
Stranger: oh...?
Stranger: what race are you?
You: Irish
Stranger: Cool
You: I'm the most wanted man on my island
Stranger: Wait What?!?!?!?
You: Yes
You: Except I'm not on my island
Stranger: O___O your a criminal?
You: yes
Stranger: O__O
Stranger: what did you do?
You: I'm planning something big
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: what?
You: right i'm gathering disgruntled clansmen from the glens
You: and i'm going to sack York
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: WHAT?!?!?
You: a rebellion is brewing
You: 500 years ago it was started by Englishmen raping our women
You: this time it's over an episode of Geordie Shore
Stranger: uhhhm
Stranger: i think im not the right ppersson you should be talken to
You: They get like 4 hunky men and put them in with fat mingers
Stranger: WTF
You: so the fat mingers spend the whole time being self concious and paranoid
Stranger: .....Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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My first effort so far, not very good.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hi


You: hi


Stranger: whats up


You: nothing much. I'm just busy killing my ex girlfriend


Stranger: hahahahaha


You: no, seriously, i am. Look , i'm gonna be honest, i need you to disconnect, i'm doing a challenge. Please?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ASL
You: 10,M,Naboo
Stranger: WTF
You: I'm Anakin Skywalker. Fear my mighty lightsaber

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Cowboyfromanothergalaxy:871397 said:
Jip Jaap Stam said:
Suck up! ;)
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it's better than anything i do. Everything i type, they don't disconnect, that's why i've resorted to begging. Or telling them to f*ck off.
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Tell them your fantasy is to cook and eat your lover, piece by piece. Literally eat them, like a cannibal. Like that weird German ****er Armin Meiwes from a couple of years ago. I'd do it but I'm on my phone.

Oh, and you do know that Mick is the boss here, don't you? That's why I said "suck up" <ok>
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


[Stranger: usa


You: England!


Stranger: f here :3


You: I'm sorry, I thought you were saying you were an American...


Stranger: :P i am


You: I was right! Goodness i'm good... What's your name?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

Random as ****! <yikes>...
 
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