well spotted indeed! help yourself..its full of nigerians promising me.................................millions?
I get that too. Bloody Nigerians, pity they wouldn't give me millions
well spotted indeed! help yourself..its full of nigerians promising me.................................millions?
. I used go do that but now any time someone mentions FBI the site flashes a warning g sayin g you are talking pish to the other personDHCanary:863288 said:It's not particularly original, but previously I've given strangers the impression that I may be underage, toying with them for a bit, and acting confused at their sordid demands/questions then just posting:
"You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation"."
And then killing myself laughing at the look on their face before they hurriedly disconnect.
It's not particularly original, but previously I've given strangers the impression that I may be underage, toying with them for a bit, and acting confused at their sordid demands/questions then just posting:
"You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation"."
And then killing myself laughing at the look on their face before they hurriedly disconnect.
needless to say i shat myself.I get that too. Bloody Nigerians, pity they wouldn't give me millions
It's only a matter of time before a pair of you clowns end up unknowingly talking to each other.
Read some of these genuine piss take responses to Nigerian scammers.
Some really funny ones.
http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
Have you seen this site: http://dontevenreply.com/index.php
If you do then I recommend you buy the book aswell, funny as ****.Stranger: Hi asl
You: 62 m UK
You: wait
You: ****
You: ignore that
You: i mean
You: 13 m UK
You: what about u?
Stranger: Then why did u say 63
You: no reason
Stranger: ??
You: i was trying to touchtype
You: but i cant do it
You: + 1 of my arms is made out of glue
You: so that didnt help
You: asl?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: /?
You: ???
You: well hurry up and type for ****s sake
You: you boring ****
You: go dig a hole and die
Stranger: horny m 29
You: 13 horny f
You: wanna meet up?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i used to do that to the hacking forum on yahoo chat. i did it one day, did my detective jordan routine..and to my surprise found myself talking to an interpol agent who was doing exactly the same thing..he even sent me an email from his interpol addressneedless to say i shat myself.
i used to do that to the hacking forum on yahoo chat. i did it one day, did my detective jordan routine..and to my surprise found myself talking to an interpol agent who was doing exactly the same thing..he even sent me an email from his interpol addressneedless to say i shat myself.
He shat it and told his mam.I went on earlier and said "hello" and the other person said "herro" so I said "are you from north korea" and they disconnected!