Troll a Stranger
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.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: bitchez
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: 23 ts uk
Stranger: ts?
Stranger: ????
You: trans sexual
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 18 m canada
You: cool
You: thats an interesting lifestyle choice
You: are your family not ashamed?
Stranger: of what?
You: being canadian
You: i couldnt imagine tellingmy family that
Stranger: actually my dad's a billionaire of india
Stranger: so m just studyin here
You: my dad lives on the moon and has seventeen trillion moon dollars
Stranger: grt
Stranger:
You: i can invent preposterous lies on the internet too
You: also i would rather be canadian than smell like curry
Forgot about this thread.You: hi
You: asl?
You:
Stranger: Hi im Dave " The Snake " Sabo guitarist for the 80's Metal Band : Skid Row
You: Ok
You: im a pinapple
Stranger: **** u im 47 from new jersey
You: male or female?
Stranger: male
You: well im 15/f/uk
Stranger: k
You: you ****
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: i am correct
You: old man
You: your ball sack is probably like yodas forehead
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: get off the acid
You: Nope its goood
Stranger: you little bitch
You: You stole maddy
You: im no bitch
Stranger: **** u you little slut ****ing whore
Stranger: go lick your dads pussy
You: My dads cat?
You: why would i do that?
You: Go **** your parents corpses
You:
Stranger: go **** your mom with your strap on
You: I do not have one
You: And my mom is younger than me
Stranger: oh yeah its real
You: you sick freak
Stranger: **** u ya bitcj
Stranger: bitch
You: whats a bitcj?
Stranger: idfk
You: are you bosnian?
You: sounds it
Stranger: im canadien
Stranger: you ****ing bitch
You: Your just a fat Knuck
feel the beel
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ^^
You: 15 f uk
You: u?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: f
Stranger: at
You: wheres at?
You: austria?
Stranger: yep austria
You: where about in austria?
Stranger: in vienna
You: cool
Stranger: u know were this is
Stranger: europe
You: i do
You: what is you opinion of Hitler?
Stranger: stupid asshole
Stranger:
Stranger: im so proud that is is dead
You: he was one of the greatest politicians europe has ever seen
Stranger: and?
You: just a shame he was ****ing crazy
Stranger: he killed so many people
Stranger: i dont care
You: they were only jews though
You: they dont matter
Stranger: he was not crazy he was ****ing stupid
Stranger: ^^
You: he was highly inteligent
Stranger: they dont matter-????
Stranger: and
Stranger: i dont care people are importand than this asshole
Stranger: he killes so many people
Stranger: killed*
You: he also rescued europe from the gread depression
You: great*
Stranger: yy i dont care
You: renovated the german economy
Stranger: he was such a bitch
You: invented the autobahn
You: he was clearly the greatest austrian ever
Stranger: nope
Stranger: he killes so many people i dont care
You: what other austrian has achieved so much?
Stranger: and he even could kill you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ^^
You: 15 f uk
You: u?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: f
Stranger: at
You: wheres at?
You: austria?
Stranger: yep austria
You: where about in austria?
Stranger: in vienna
You: cool
Stranger: u know were this is
Stranger: europe
You: i do
You: what is you opinion of Hitler?
Stranger: stupid asshole
Stranger:
Stranger: im so proud that is is dead
You: he was one of the greatest politicians europe has ever seen
Stranger: and?
You: just a shame he was ****ing crazy
Stranger: he killed so many people
Stranger: i dont care
You: they were only jews though
You: they dont matter
Stranger: he was not crazy he was ****ing stupid
Stranger: ^^
You: he was highly inteligent
Stranger: they dont matter-????
Stranger: and
Stranger: i dont care people are importand than this asshole
Stranger: he killes so many people
Stranger: killed*
You: he also rescued europe from the gread depression
You: great*
Stranger: yy i dont care
You: renovated the german economy
Stranger: he was such a bitch
You: invented the autobahn
You: he was clearly the greatest austrian ever
Stranger: nope
Stranger: he killes so many people i dont care
You: what other austrian has achieved so much?
Stranger: and he even could kill you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
feel the beel
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ^^
You: 15 f uk
You: u?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: f
Stranger: at
You: wheres at?
You: austria?
Stranger: yep austria
You: where about in austria?
Stranger: in vienna
You: cool
Stranger: u know were this is
Stranger: europe
You: i do
You: what is you opinion of Hitler?
Stranger: stupid asshole
Stranger:
Stranger: im so proud that is is dead
You: he was one of the greatest politicians europe has ever seen
Stranger: and?
You: just a shame he was ****ing crazy
Stranger: he killed so many people
Stranger: i dont care
You: they were only jews though
You: they dont matter
Stranger: he was not crazy he was ****ing stupid
Stranger: ^^
You: he was highly inteligent
Stranger: they dont matter-????
Stranger: and
Stranger: i dont care people are importand than this asshole
Stranger: he killes so many people
Stranger: killed*
You: he also rescued europe from the gread depression
You: great*
Stranger: yy i dont care
You: renovated the german economy
Stranger: he was such a bitch
You: invented the autobahn
You: he was clearly the greatest austrian ever
Stranger: nope
Stranger: he killes so many people i dont care
You: what other austrian has achieved so much?
Stranger: and he even could kill you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was hoping you to bring up Fritzl
I was hoping you to bring up Fritzl
i didnt have the chance, she ****ed off too quick. the name another great austrian was the setup to fritzl
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Did he actually send you a pic?
He didnt... does make for hours of fun though..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi =)
Stranger: asl plz
You: 15 f sheffield
You: u?
Stranger: nice name but
Stranger: i am indian
You: nice name? my name isnt Sheffield, thats where i live
You: how old r u? do u have nice feet?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: r u student
Stranger: r u there
You: im still here yes
You: im still at school, im very young and innocent
Stranger: what heppend
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u on fb
You: just had an itchy minge...sorry
You: no i got banned for having a photo of me fingering my pet giraffe
You: where r u now?
Stranger: india
You: where?
Stranger: delhi
You: oh my dad has played cricket there.......hes called Greame
Stranger: where
You: at the big cricket ground, he plays for England
You: Would you touch me where i wee from, if u had chance?
Stranger: no
You: but i like it
You: where u gone
Stranger: sorry i'm coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Everyones ****ing Indian?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And im getting no work done either!!!!
Cheers General Chat!!!!!!!
Stranger: hi
You: hi =)
Stranger: asl plz
You: 15 f sheffield
You: u?
Stranger: nice name but
Stranger: i am indian
You: nice name? my name isnt Sheffield, thats where i live
You: how old r u? do u have nice feet?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: r u student
Stranger: r u there
You: im still here yes
You: im still at school, im very young and innocent
Stranger: what heppend
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u on fb
You: just had an itchy minge...sorry
You: no i got banned for having a photo of me fingering my pet giraffe
You: where r u now?
Stranger: india
You: where?
Stranger: delhi
You: oh my dad has played cricket there.......hes called Greame
Stranger: where
You: at the big cricket ground, he plays for England
You: Would you touch me where i wee from, if u had chance?
Stranger: no
You: but i like it
You: where u gone
Stranger: sorry i'm coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Everyones ****ing Indian?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And im getting no work done either!!!!
Cheers General Chat!!!!!!!
Stranger: hey hey
You: hi hi
Stranger: hows tricks?
You: ok ish
Stranger: only ok
You: yeah
Stranger: something bad happen?
You: you could say that
Stranger: ****
Stranger: you alright?
You: Ive just been told I have gangreen
You: in my leg
Stranger: **** me pink
Stranger: how did you manage to get that
You: a freak farming accident
Stranger: wow
Stranger: safely say i never met someone with gangreen
Stranger: like can they fix it
Stranger: or is it a bob marley style thingy
You: No they are going to have to amputate
Stranger: mother ****ers
You: I got stampeded by a herd of buffalo
Stranger: im actuallyspeechless
Stranger: well i guess at least they didnt kill ya
You: So am I... I asked If I could have the leg stuffed to go on my fathers wall in the house...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: that be kinda awesome
Stranger: in a weird wtf sorta way
You: I thought it could go beside the polar bear and mooses head
Stranger: you have a polar on your wall
Stranger: you have to be taking the piss
You: Yeah killed it on a hunting trip to canada...
Stranger: should kill some buffola n pt it next to them
You: I already shot the buffalo..
Stranger: haha well thats good
Stranger: did you cut of its leg
You: I'm just scared no men will want me now i only have one leg
Stranger: na
Stranger: shut the prostetics they have these days are awesome
Stranger: plus halloween is easier
Stranger: go as i pirate
You: There is a chance of saving the leg an old chinese recipe
Stranger: em
Stranger: well i supose do that n sure if not get it cuts off
You: only problem is that involves bathing in the blood of siamese cats
Stranger: ????//
Stranger: lose the leg
You: We have already started stealing siamese cats
You: may make the news as we have to find hundreds of them
Stranger: hahaha you are actully having me on
Stranger: no way thats true
You: its true its a chinese remedy
Stranger: have you seen planet terror
Stranger: there is an incredible hot girl in that with on leg
You: we have killed 20 cats so far and drained their blood but its not enough
Stranger: how much do you need
Stranger: that caant be healthy
You: we were told at least 100
Stranger: thats just fobar
You: Did I mention I am what you might call a midget..
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sure
You: a one legged midget
Stranger: unique
You: thats what daddy says when I suck his balls
Stranger: hahahaa
You: standing up
Stranger: **** im saving this conversation
Stranger: might make a comic strip out of it
You: Why is it funny?
Stranger: if you have any super powers that would help
You: would you like to be a one legged midget and be a virgin your whole life?? and have to bathe in cats blood and have the blood of pets on your conscience?
Stranger: em not this week
Stranger: but sure who knows maybe next week
You: What if they have cat aids?
Stranger: then you die of gangreen cat aids deadly cocktail posioning
Stranger: you'll prob turn like orange
You: I am already orange.. yo have probably seen me on tv I was an umpa lumpa in charlie and the chocolate factory
You: hi hi
Stranger: hows tricks?
You: ok ish
Stranger: only ok
You: yeah
Stranger: something bad happen?
You: you could say that
Stranger: ****
Stranger: you alright?
You: Ive just been told I have gangreen
You: in my leg
Stranger: **** me pink
Stranger: how did you manage to get that
You: a freak farming accident
Stranger: wow
Stranger: safely say i never met someone with gangreen
Stranger: like can they fix it
Stranger: or is it a bob marley style thingy
You: No they are going to have to amputate
Stranger: mother ****ers
You: I got stampeded by a herd of buffalo
Stranger: im actuallyspeechless
Stranger: well i guess at least they didnt kill ya
You: So am I... I asked If I could have the leg stuffed to go on my fathers wall in the house...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: that be kinda awesome
Stranger: in a weird wtf sorta way
You: I thought it could go beside the polar bear and mooses head
Stranger: you have a polar on your wall
Stranger: you have to be taking the piss
You: Yeah killed it on a hunting trip to canada...
Stranger: should kill some buffola n pt it next to them
You: I already shot the buffalo..
Stranger: haha well thats good
Stranger: did you cut of its leg
You: I'm just scared no men will want me now i only have one leg
Stranger: na
Stranger: shut the prostetics they have these days are awesome
Stranger: plus halloween is easier
Stranger: go as i pirate
You: There is a chance of saving the leg an old chinese recipe
Stranger: em
Stranger: well i supose do that n sure if not get it cuts off
You: only problem is that involves bathing in the blood of siamese cats
Stranger: ????//
Stranger: lose the leg
You: We have already started stealing siamese cats
You: may make the news as we have to find hundreds of them
Stranger: hahaha you are actully having me on
Stranger: no way thats true
You: its true its a chinese remedy
Stranger: have you seen planet terror
Stranger: there is an incredible hot girl in that with on leg
You: we have killed 20 cats so far and drained their blood but its not enough
Stranger: how much do you need
Stranger: that caant be healthy
You: we were told at least 100
Stranger: thats just fobar
You: Did I mention I am what you might call a midget..
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sure
You: a one legged midget
Stranger: unique
You: thats what daddy says when I suck his balls
Stranger: hahahaa
You: standing up
Stranger: **** im saving this conversation
Stranger: might make a comic strip out of it
You: Why is it funny?
Stranger: if you have any super powers that would help
You: would you like to be a one legged midget and be a virgin your whole life?? and have to bathe in cats blood and have the blood of pets on your conscience?
Stranger: em not this week
Stranger: but sure who knows maybe next week
You: What if they have cat aids?
Stranger: then you die of gangreen cat aids deadly cocktail posioning
Stranger: you'll prob turn like orange
You: I am already orange.. yo have probably seen me on tv I was an umpa lumpa in charlie and the chocolate factory
You: heyy
Stranger: male 31 here
You: 15 f
You: where u from?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: wbu?
You: usa
Stranger: you like older guys?
You: yeah!
You: do you like younger girls
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: what's the youngest girl you've ****ed?
You: i get told i look like miley cyrus
Stranger: i ****ed a 14 year old when i was 24
Stranger: dam i bet your sexy
You: You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation".
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Some ****ing strange people on there...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: You have a stutter?
Stranger: WTF?
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You: You have a stutter?
Stranger: WTF?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.