feel the beel You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: ^^ You: 15 f uk You: u? Stranger: 15 Stranger: f Stranger: at You: wheres at? You: austria? Stranger: yep austria You: where about in austria? Stranger: in vienna You: cool Stranger: u know were this is Stranger: europe You: i do You: what is you opinion of Hitler? Stranger: stupid asshole Stranger: Stranger: im so proud that is is dead You: he was one of the greatest politicians europe has ever seen Stranger: and? You: just a shame he was ****ing crazy Stranger: he killed so many people Stranger: i dont care You: they were only jews though You: they dont matter Stranger: he was not crazy he was ****ing stupid Stranger: ^^ You: he was highly inteligent Stranger: they dont matter-???? Stranger: and Stranger: i dont care people are importand than this asshole Stranger: he killes so many people Stranger: killed* You: he also rescued europe from the gread depression You: great* Stranger: yy i dont care You: renovated the german economy Stranger: he was such a bitch You: invented the autobahn You: he was clearly the greatest austrian ever Stranger: nope Stranger: he killes so many people i dont care You: what other austrian has achieved so much? Stranger: and he even could kill you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i didnt have the chance, she ****ed off too quick. the name another great austrian was the setup to fritzl
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi =) Stranger: asl plz You: 15 f sheffield You: u? Stranger: nice name but Stranger: i am indian You: nice name? my name isnt Sheffield, thats where i live You: how old r u? do u have nice feet? Stranger: 20 Stranger: r u student Stranger: r u there You: im still here yes You: im still at school, im very young and innocent Stranger: what heppend Stranger: nice Stranger: r u on fb You: just had an itchy minge...sorry You: no i got banned for having a photo of me fingering my pet giraffe You: where r u now? Stranger: india You: where? Stranger: delhi You: oh my dad has played cricket there.......hes called Greame Stranger: where You: at the big cricket ground, he plays for England You: Would you touch me where i wee from, if u had chance? Stranger: no You: but i like it You: where u gone Stranger: sorry i'm coming Your conversational partner has disconnected. Everyones ****ing Indian?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? And im getting no work done either!!!! Cheers General Chat!!!!!!!
Stranger: hey hey You: hi hi Stranger: hows tricks? You: ok ish Stranger: only ok You: yeah Stranger: something bad happen? You: you could say that Stranger: **** Stranger: you alright? You: Ive just been told I have gangreen You: in my leg Stranger: **** me pink Stranger: how did you manage to get that You: a freak farming accident Stranger: wow Stranger: safely say i never met someone with gangreen Stranger: like can they fix it Stranger: or is it a bob marley style thingy You: No they are going to have to amputate Stranger: mother ****ers You: I got stampeded by a herd of buffalo Stranger: im actuallyspeechless Stranger: well i guess at least they didnt kill ya You: So am I... I asked If I could have the leg stuffed to go on my fathers wall in the house... Stranger: hahaha Stranger: that be kinda awesome Stranger: in a weird wtf sorta way You: I thought it could go beside the polar bear and mooses head Stranger: you have a polar on your wall Stranger: you have to be taking the piss You: Yeah killed it on a hunting trip to canada... Stranger: should kill some buffola n pt it next to them You: I already shot the buffalo.. Stranger: haha well thats good Stranger: did you cut of its leg You: I'm just scared no men will want me now i only have one leg Stranger: na Stranger: shut the prostetics they have these days are awesome Stranger: plus halloween is easier Stranger: go as i pirate You: There is a chance of saving the leg an old chinese recipe Stranger: em Stranger: well i supose do that n sure if not get it cuts off You: only problem is that involves bathing in the blood of siamese cats Stranger: ????// Stranger: lose the leg You: We have already started stealing siamese cats You: may make the news as we have to find hundreds of them Stranger: hahaha you are actully having me on Stranger: no way thats true You: its true its a chinese remedy Stranger: have you seen planet terror Stranger: there is an incredible hot girl in that with on leg You: we have killed 20 cats so far and drained their blood but its not enough Stranger: how much do you need Stranger: that caant be healthy You: we were told at least 100 Stranger: thats just fobar You: Did I mention I am what you might call a midget.. Stranger: haha Stranger: sure You: a one legged midget Stranger: unique You: thats what daddy says when I suck his balls Stranger: hahahaa You: standing up Stranger: **** im saving this conversation Stranger: might make a comic strip out of it You: Why is it funny? Stranger: if you have any super powers that would help You: would you like to be a one legged midget and be a virgin your whole life?? and have to bathe in cats blood and have the blood of pets on your conscience? Stranger: em not this week Stranger: but sure who knows maybe next week You: What if they have cat aids? Stranger: then you die of gangreen cat aids deadly cocktail posioning Stranger: you'll prob turn like orange You: I am already orange.. yo have probably seen me on tv I was an umpa lumpa in charlie and the chocolate factory
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