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Question to discuss:
Avada Kedavra? or Crucio?


You: will you sleep bert and ernie with me?

Stranger: What does sleeping involve

You: reading

You: general chit chat

You: ...bum sex

You: you know

You: just a couple of guys

Stranger: No homo?

You: messing around

You: of course not

Stranger: Some docking could be hella fun

You: accidental fondling

You: and a cheese board and wine to top off the night

You: what do you say?

Stranger: You know what,

Stranger: The positive out weigh the ngatives

Stranger: IM IN

You: yay

You: screw you question maker!

You: I win

Stranger: This question maker

Stranger: Just

Stranger: Appeared

You: he doesnt get it

Stranger: Trying to control me and ****

You: he is forced to listen us out

You: Im like brohan chill chill, let people be people

You: yer thats right

Stranger: So

Stranger: Whats the happy haps

You: wait wait wait....

You: lets go back

Stranger: Okay

You: what were the negatives

You: ??

You: =/

Stranger: In my eyes

Stranger: Bum sex is a price to pay for cheese and wine

You: ok im sorry

You: no cheese and wine then

You: deal

Stranger: Your funny, I kill you last!

You: thanks

You: so erm

You: lets discuss the question

Stranger: what is it

You: cant remember

Stranger: Oooh

You: my scroller has broke on my mouse

Stranger: I have no frame of reference

Stranger: Same

You: shucks

Stranger: I use the bar on the side of the web browser!

You: =/

Stranger: IT WORKS AND EVERYTHING

You: THERES A BAR????

Stranger: A bar there is

You: what do they sell?

You: wine?

Stranger: WINE

You: yay!

Stranger: Silly americans

Stranger: We call these things Pubs

You: or like the french say

You: Wine!

Stranger: IN ROYAL BRITIANIA

You: whats a pube

Stranger: Pub

You: i havnt gone one of those yet

Stranger: It is shorthand for Public House

Stranger: Now you've learned something

You: where do i purchase these?

Stranger: An estate agent

You: I shall call it

You: the red lion

You: to stay original

Stranger: I was expecting something

Stranger: More flamboyant

You: the 2 bells

You: the queens legs

Stranger: How about

You: when do they open?

Stranger: The Dirty Peadophile

Stranger: Everyone want's a drink there

Stranger: Or

You: brown ale I hear?

Stranger: Rapist's Nook!

You: The Turd and mistress

Stranger: Cum Guzzler Inn

Stranger: WHERE YOUR DRINK

Stranger: IS OUT PLEASURE


Stranger: OUR*

You: the rainbow flag and glory hole

Stranger: Where is the pub to be?

You: ye olde landon gov

Stranger: LONDINIUM

You: or ahem..... greater manchester

Stranger: Where in London

You: london?

Stranger: Greater Machester is a pretty big place

Stranger: So the post will reas

Stranger: The Cumm Guzzler Inn

Stranger: London

Stranger: And thats it

You: noooo

You: you need the tennants name

You: mike hunt

Stranger: Mike Hunt

Stranger: The Cum Guzzler

Stranger: London

Stranger: London's pretty big guy

You: and a welcome matt that reads '**** owwwff!'

Stranger: Rofl

Stranger: And the barman pours you a drink, and drinks it for himself

You: good job I ordered cyanide

Stranger: Phew

You: i was hoping it would get the taste of jizz out of my mouth but the bartender needed it more

You: obviously

You: ...

Stranger: Right

You: well

You: i feel our work is done here

Stranger: Indeed

Stranger: I BID YOU GOOD NIGHT

You: night bert

Stranger: Gnight ernie
 
My first attempt not the best though.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hey


Stranger: asl


You: HEY!!!!



You: 23 F UK baby!


Stranger: 2 m us


Stranger: horny?


You: **** yeah im soaking wet already baby


Stranger: wanna talk dirty?


You: go for it talk dirty to me u ****


Stranger: role play?


You: sure what ever babe im just so ****ing horny right now


Stranger: my dick is so hard and long right now


Stranger: im just full of warm cum


Stranger: i need you to suck my dick


You: no no, tell me how your guna turn me on dont dive in about your cock


You: start again babe


Stranger: i wanna lay you odwn on a bed and adreess you slowly


Stranger: i wanna take your panties off with my teeth


You: lick my neck baby


Stranger: then swirl my tongue around your clit


You: Put a finger in and tickle my arse


Stranger: then i wanna finger you


Stranger: i wanna put 1 in your vaj first


Stranger: then 2


You: Can you feel my juices in your mouth


Stranger: then one in your asshole


You: finger me hard


Stranger: then i wanna bend you over and lick whip cream out of your vaj


You: lick my arse and play with my balls


Your conversational partner has disconnected.