I didn't mind him when he was at Blackburn and Newcastle, but wasn't so keen on him when he was at Leeds.
Question to discuss: Avada Kedavra? or Crucio? You: will you sleep bert and ernie with me? Stranger: What does sleeping involve You: reading You: general chit chat You: ...bum sex You: you know You: just a couple of guys Stranger: No homo? You: messing around You: of course not Stranger: Some docking could be hella fun You: accidental fondling You: and a cheese board and wine to top off the night You: what do you say? Stranger: You know what, Stranger: The positive out weigh the ngatives Stranger: IM IN You: yay You: screw you question maker! You: I win Stranger: This question maker Stranger: Just Stranger: Appeared You: he doesnt get it Stranger: Trying to control me and **** You: he is forced to listen us out You: Im like brohan chill chill, let people be people You: yer thats right Stranger: So Stranger: Whats the happy haps You: wait wait wait.... You: lets go back Stranger: Okay You: what were the negatives You: ?? You: =/ Stranger: In my eyes Stranger: Bum sex is a price to pay for cheese and wine You: ok im sorry You: no cheese and wine then You: deal Stranger: Your funny, I kill you last! You: thanks You: so erm You: lets discuss the question Stranger: what is it You: cant remember Stranger: Oooh You: my scroller has broke on my mouse Stranger: I have no frame of reference Stranger: Same You: shucks Stranger: I use the bar on the side of the web browser! You: =/ Stranger: IT WORKS AND EVERYTHING You: THERES A BAR???? Stranger: A bar there is You: what do they sell? You: wine? Stranger: WINE You: yay! Stranger: Silly americans Stranger: We call these things Pubs You: or like the french say You: Wine! Stranger: IN ROYAL BRITIANIA You: whats a pube Stranger: Pub You: i havnt gone one of those yet Stranger: It is shorthand for Public House Stranger: Now you've learned something You: where do i purchase these? Stranger: An estate agent You: I shall call it You: the red lion You: to stay original Stranger: I was expecting something Stranger: More flamboyant You: the 2 bells You: the queens legs Stranger: How about You: when do they open? Stranger: The Dirty Peadophile Stranger: Everyone want's a drink there Stranger: Or You: brown ale I hear? Stranger: Rapist's Nook! You: The Turd and mistress Stranger: Cum Guzzler Inn Stranger: WHERE YOUR DRINK Stranger: IS OUT PLEASURE Stranger: OUR* You: the rainbow flag and glory hole Stranger: Where is the pub to be? You: ye olde landon gov Stranger: LONDINIUM You: or ahem..... greater manchester Stranger: Where in London You: london? Stranger: Greater Machester is a pretty big place Stranger: So the post will reas Stranger: The Cumm Guzzler Inn Stranger: London Stranger: And thats it You: noooo You: you need the tennants name You: mike hunt Stranger: Mike Hunt Stranger: The Cum Guzzler Stranger: London Stranger: London's pretty big guy You: and a welcome matt that reads '**** owwwff!' Stranger: Rofl Stranger: And the barman pours you a drink, and drinks it for himself You: good job I ordered cyanide Stranger: Phew You: i was hoping it would get the taste of jizz out of my mouth but the bartender needed it more You: obviously You: ... Stranger: Right You: well You: i feel our work is done here Stranger: Indeed Stranger: I BID YOU GOOD NIGHT You: night bert Stranger: Gnight ernie
My first attempt not the best though. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: HEY!!!! You: 23 F UK baby! Stranger: 2 m us Stranger: horny? You: **** yeah im soaking wet already baby Stranger: wanna talk dirty? You: go for it talk dirty to me u **** Stranger: role play? You: sure what ever babe im just so ****ing horny right now Stranger: my dick is so hard and long right now Stranger: im just full of warm cum Stranger: i need you to suck my dick You: no no, tell me how your guna turn me on dont dive in about your cock You: start again babe Stranger: i wanna lay you odwn on a bed and adreess you slowly Stranger: i wanna take your panties off with my teeth You: lick my neck baby Stranger: then swirl my tongue around your clit You: Put a finger in and tickle my arse Stranger: then i wanna finger you Stranger: i wanna put 1 in your vaj first Stranger: then 2 You: Can you feel my juices in your mouth Stranger: then one in your asshole You: finger me hard Stranger: then i wanna bend you over and lick whip cream out of your vaj You: lick my arse and play with my balls Your conversational partner has disconnected.
