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[SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING]

There once was a man on a forum
Whose rhyming lacked taste and decorum
Matching purple with turtle
Just makes my blood curdle
Such travesties, I do deplore 'em

Touché

 

[Bumps]

Truman.

Actually theres only a few recognised words that have no rhyme. For example purple and silver.

Doh

 

[Tiresias]

Chilver....female lamb.

 

[Milky]

Chilver....female lamb.

I'm surprised @luvgonzo didn't get that first.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

There once was a man on a forum
Whose rhyming lacked taste and decorum
Matching purple with turtle
Just makes my blood curdle
Such travesties, I do deplore 'em

Take a bow, Ted Lear

 

[johnsonsbaby]

Purple - hirple (to limp)
Woman - summon

 

[Tiresias]

I'm surprised @luvgonzo didn't get that first.

probably goes for a more mature sheep,maybe Mutton dressed as Chilver

 

[Milky]

Woman - summon

@wishiwasinliverpool



Done!

 

[SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING]

I googled it tbh. Have you anything for silver just to prove the interwebs wrong?

there was a manc that liked silver
Like a weak female lamb - or a ‘chilver’
Always as deluded as f#ck
Refused that they suck
When the misses told him he killed her

I’m bored now

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

there was a manc that liked silver
Like a weak female lamb - or a ‘chilver’
Always as deluded as f#ck
Refused that they suck
When the misses told him he killed her

I’m bored now

Is that like, an actual real word?

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Purple - hirple (to limp)
Woman - summon

Pur-pul?

Hir-pil?

Really a rhyme? Depends I suppose.

Wo-man. V summ-an. Nope.

Close enough I hear you cry but damn it someone in america spent good time typing that **** into the interwebs. You'll have to do better.

 

[saintanton]

Pur-pul?

Hir-pil?

Really a rhyme? Depends I suppose.

Wo-man. V summ-an. Nope.

Close enough I hear you cry but damn it someone in america spent good time typing that **** into the interwebs. You'll have to do better.

Meh - you obviously don't know your voiceless alveolar lateral fricative from your tense mid front unrounded vowel.

Neither do I, but I do think woman and summon is a reasonable rhyme - the final vowel sound isn't really voiced clearly in either so close enough in my book. Anyway, different dialects and accents can have wildly different pronunciations.
I'm sick of telling my southern softie friends that scone rhymes with gone - not with bone.

 

[SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING]

Is that like, an actual real word?

apparently so…

 

[Tiresias]

There was a Greek who said yum
As he tucked into a chilvers cooked bum
When he came to the anus
He said who the hell can blame us
I might as well have that, hey hum!

 

[Garlic Klopp]

Well, I suspect the current Poet Laurette will be feeling very safe in his position.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Meh - you obviously don't know your voiceless alveolar lateral fricative from your tense mid front unrounded vowel.

Neither do I, but I do think woman and summon is a reasonable rhyme - the final vowel sound isn't really voiced clearly in either so close enough in my book. Anyway, different dialects and accents can have wildly different pronunciations.
I'm sick of telling my southern softie friends that scone rhymes with gone - not with bone.

FFS. Prob thing it’s called a cob instead of a roll as well

 

[Tiresias]

The only problem with a rhyme
Is that you do have to put in the time
But I ain't going to graft
I'm not that bloody daft
You'll just have to put up with a mime.

I'm on a roll

 

[saintanton]

FFS. Prob thing it’s called a cob instead of a roll as well

Only if it's crusty.

 

[SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING]

You can tell it’s an international break
Every post creates a ‘f#cks sake’
The content is light
….actually it’s sh1te
And Saint left us all in his wake..

 

[Tiresias]

Talking of rolls,made some lovely sub baguettes this week.

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