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i don’t know, most of the stuff said about Everton has a point

 

Nat Phillips has signed extended new contract. The future is bright.

 

The only word that rhymes with “purple” is “hirple,” which means “to limp awkwardly.” Nothing rhymes with “woman.”

 

Roman?

 

I wasn't sure

 

It's like a colouring page of my lists bar the person hasnt paid any attention to the fact that minamino played lw all preseason and jota central.

Huge squad. 2 forwards shy of a top top squad in terms of quality not quantity but as I has said there was not one coming unless someone else left.

 

Ee, that's a rum 'un.

 

Perhaps it was drawn up by Garth Crooks? His TotW frequently pays similar disregard to actual positions.

 

koeman?

 

Truman.

Actually theres only a few recognised words that have no rhyme. For example purple and silver.

 

Nurple.

 

I'd have had Minamino on the left, Jota central and Ox at RW. Origi becomes third central choice.

 

To suggest no rhyme for purple,
Feels just a little hurtful,
Is Mito just p1ssed
Or is it a genuine list
This thread is as slow as a turtle

 

I googled it tbh. Have you anything for silver just to prove the interwebs wrong?

 

Theres an old clip where Eminem is talking about people saying nothing rhymes with orange.

then cuts to clips of him rhyming tonne of stuff with it. It’s all about how you pronounce things. With right way to word he rhymes


door hinge
syringe
orange

 

silver
believe her

 

There once was a man on a forum
Whose rhyming lacked taste and decorum
Matching purple with turtle
Just makes my blood curdle
Such travesties, I do deplore 'em

 

I don't think that counts?

maybe in a limerick