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Barca apparently ready to go to £130m.

Of course a large part will be paid over the rest of human existence
And add-ons that Barca must win the NFL, NBA and NHL in the same season
That Coutinho will win High Jump and Shot Put gold at the 2020 Olympics, Solve world hunger and must win the Iron Throne whilst riding a Unicorn with a leprechaun army.
 
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Seri apparently going to Barca for £36m.

Are they just trying to sign our targets to annoy us for not selling them Cout? <laugh>

Next theyll be trying to sign Arda Turan... <whistle>
 
Morning all. Let's review FSG's priorities today:

1. Sell Couthino for £130m with £100m upfront (or not at all

2. But (a) a CB (b) a Creative CM (c) a striker and maybe another CM (see point 3)

3. Sort the Can contract situation out

4. Give Mane a new contract with a £400m buyout clause (perhaps this should be the top priority)

5. Sign off stadium improvement plans (all of them)

6. Sack Edwards (or lock him in a dark room with his laptop and don't let him speak to anyone) and hire someone who knows what they're doing

7. Cancel all Flighs to the UK unless points 1-6 are executed properly and focus on finding a rich multi billionaire to take the club to where you cannot.

Did I miss anything?
 
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KENNY_KLOPP_KING said:
Morning all. Let's review FSG's priorities today:

1. Sell Couthino for £130m with £100m upfront (or not at all

2. But (a) a CB (b) a Creative CM (c) a striker and maybe another CM (see point 3)

3. Sort the Can contract situation out

4. Give Mane a new contract with a £400m buyout clause (perhaps this should be the top priority)

5. Sign off stadium improvement plans (all of them)

6. Sack Edwards (or lock him in a dark room with his laptop and don't let him speak to anyone) and hire someone who knows what they're doing

7. Cancel all Flighs to the UK unless points 1-6 are executed properly and focus on finding a rich multi billionaire to take the club to where you cannot.

Did I miss anything?
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Do six first so we get a better deals in 1-4...?
 
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Julian Draxler’s agent replies to Arsenal, Liverpool transfer reports
Julian Draxler's agent rules out leaving PSG despite reported interest from Arsenal and Liverpool this summer
 
Jigsawklopp said:
Julian Draxler’s agent replies to Arsenal, Liverpool transfer reports
Julian Draxler's agent rules out leaving PSG despite reported interest from Arsenal and Liverpool this summer
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Well, least he's not willing to strike...
 
Jimmy Squarefoot said:
If Barca sign Seri this summer, then I'm guessing they will hold off on Coutinho until next year.
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I'll be very happy when I see them sign Di Maria too. Then we can go back to reintegrate him back into the side.

If he plays up to his potential it will not just be Barca knocking at the door. Real too need to replace an ageing Modric and PSG would love another Brazilian.

Well same can be said of our bid for Keita though
 
Lamborini said:
I'll be very happy when I see them sign Di Maria too. Then we can go back to reintegrate him back into the side.

If he plays up to his potential it will not just be Barca knocking at the door. Real too need to replace an ageing Modric and PSG would love another Brazilian.

Well same can be said of our bid for Keita though
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I really don't think the little guy is for integrating anywhere.

I think he will try to go to Brazil to play at end of August having had a miraculous recovery and then fake another injury on iOS return
 
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KENNY_KLOPP_KING said:
Morning all. Let's review FSG's priorities today:

1. Sell Couthino for £130m with £100m upfront (or not at all

2. But (a) a CB (b) a Creative CM (c) a striker and maybe another CM (see point 3)

3. Sort the Can contract situation out

4. Give Mane a new contract with a £400m buyout clause (perhaps this should be the top priority)

5. Sign off stadium improvement plans (all of them)

6. Sack Edwards (or lock him in a dark room with his laptop and don't let him speak to anyone) and hire someone who knows what they're doing

7. Cancel all Flighs to the UK unless points 1-6 are executed properly and focus on finding a rich multi billionaire to take the club to where you cannot.

Did I miss anything?
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£30m add - ons to just be appearance related, and the Mane buy-out clause to be cash only - don't want Barca to be back next season with with an offer of £ 5m up front, spread over the next geological era, and £395m in add-ons that include Mane building a matter transference machine based upon quantum entanglement, and winning the Voice for 2019.
 
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moreinjuredthanowen said:
I really don't think the little guy is for integrating anywhere.

I think he will try to go to Brazil to play at end of August having had a miraculous recovery and then fake another injury on iOS return
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He doesn't play for Brazil unless he's fit to play for us, them's the rules.
 
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