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so the silly old **** can finally finish what he started and properly **** us over

 

Who is piechnik?

 

CENTRE-BACK: TORBEN PIECHNIK – £500,000
Who?

The Danish defender is a regular in “worst XIs to have ever played for Liverpool” so who are we to disagree?

Graeme Souness signed Piechnik just weeks before the inception of the Premier League and he managed 16 league appearances in the 1992/93 campaign.

Liverpool fans did have a chant for him that went “Torben Piechnik, Teddy Bears’ Picnic” but he made just one appearance in his second campaign and he will go down as one of the worst players to have ever played for the club.

 

Never heard of him

 

I wish I hadn't, he was awful. Summed up Souness as a manager, he did not have a clue.

 

didn't miss much, he was ****e.

 

The above posts beat me to it.
I can only add that i remember 2 things about him
1. Name
2. He was clearly masquerading as a pro footballer

cannot remember what he looked like nor any incidents involving him at all . Its like my memory has had a very slightly unsuccessful memory cleanse .

 

I know the name but never saw him play fortunately

 

I think "play" may be exaggerating his contribution somewhat

 

#plastic

 

rrrrrr. . piechnik won euros with Denmark

he didn't pass ball 5 yards

 

I would have.

 

6 ?

 

he never actually competed a pass.

he was that bad.

also thing Bambi on ice..long legs

 

you would almost certainly either
a) Get MRSA
b) Malutrition
c) Pressure sores

if it was in my local hospital

 

Itanje was unpopular because of his disrespect during the minutes silence... But he was free and I think we had worse keepers.

Diego Cavalieri was pretty awful too from similar time frame.

I seem to recall we had lots of bad keepers over the years (more bad ones than good ones) and most we paid for.

 

But at least Liverpool would have had a few more goals...

 

i spent a fortune having that memory expunged i'm not risking bringing it all back thanks anyway.
anyway Djimi is my personal Bambi on ice & he has a CL medal

 

We've definitely made worse keeper signings.

 

I agree he's in due to minutes silence.

if piechnik is in then you could put brad friedel in thougg his failure was procen later ro be impatience.

there's loads.of cross but we have all ignored the obvious worst keeper and that's karius.

never get convincing even when on a run of luck but did the worst ever goalkeeping performance in a final