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So why are you?

Cos...... ive shelled out a small fortune to take a guy with kidney failure to dublin after he got an arteriovenous fistula. The amount of preparation it takes to travel with dialysis is ridiculous and now lfc have said coutinho aint for sale but hes back in melwood pretending he has a bad back until we agree the fee then he will be off to his medical over rhe weekend.

Meanwhile having shelled out more that it would cost to go to germany to see the audi cup we will be no doubt treated to klavan and the stiffs :)
 
Cos...... ive shelled out a small fortune to take a guy with kidney failure to dublin after he got an arteriovenous fistula. The amount of preparation it takes to travel with dialysis is ridiculous and now lfc have said coutinho aint for sale but hes back in melwood pretending he has a bad back until we agree the fee then he will be off to his medical over rhe weekend.

Meanwhile having shelled out more that it would cost to go to germany to see the audi cup we will be no doubt treated to klavan and the stiffs :)

You getting him back home, for treatment etc? Is this a mate or part of your job M?

As I said...hope it works out mate.
 
What about dandelion and burdoch? Can't get that in NI either


I never see that here either.

It's quite common here, although those lovely blackcurrant tarts I remember from my youth are no longer anywhere to be seen.

In the US most purple fruit flavoured stuff is 'grape', they don't know there's such a fruit as blackcurrant. Maybe Ribena need to get onto it.

And most purple grape flavoured things in the US tastes like soap to me.
 
Cos...... ive shelled out a small fortune to take a guy with kidney failure to dublin after he got an arteriovenous fistula. The amount of preparation it takes to travel with dialysis is ridiculous and now lfc have said coutinho aint for sale but hes back in melwood pretending he has a bad back until we agree the fee then he will be off to his medical over rhe weekend.

Meanwhile having shelled out more that it would cost to go to germany to see the audi cup we will be no doubt treated to klavan and the stiffs :)
i take it this is your mate you have mentioned before.
hey Klavan is just an injury way from being first choice so you're getting a preview of our upcoming team <whistle>

hope you both have a good time
 
Cos...... ive shelled out a small fortune to take a guy with kidney failure to dublin after he got an arteriovenous fistula. The amount of preparation it takes to travel with dialysis is ridiculous and now lfc have said coutinho aint for sale but hes back in melwood pretending he has a bad back until we agree the fee then he will be off to his medical over rhe weekend.

Meanwhile having shelled out more that it would cost to go to germany to see the audi cup we will be no doubt treated to klavan and the stiffs :)
Ah that's terrible, I feel really sad for you, let's hope we win at least 6-0 to give you something to remember. And what a great thing you're doing for your mate btw.
 
Ah that's terrible, I feel really sad for you, let's hope we win at least 6-0 to give you something to remember. And what a great thing you're doing for your mate btw.

Its not like we can even get hammered.

The guy had a brain tumour first and then they poisoned his kidneys. Hes going.on the hospital dialysis now after home dialysis. The first fistula didnt work either so this one is a monster tube buried in his arm and runs into his chest..

Still not to worry eh....coutinho gets a nicer new life after only signing up for 5 years at 180k like...
 
He won't need to, Barca have dropped there interest. I told you they just wanted a "friend" for Neymar, now he is gone they are looking for a replacement with Dembele at the top of the list.
I need a friend D....how about you get someone to pay me a grand to come to your house....then you leave to be mates with someone else ...for 10 grand and we then get some hookers?
 
I wonder if our selling Coutinho would be contingent on us signing someone else though. Would be foolish to sell a player for that much without getting someone else sorted first. Prices will raise £30mill once Barcelona hand us £120mill.

I just hope FSG don't fall for 120m EUROS (£107m) when Barca have a £200m cheque in the bank. £135m - we'll bloody need if we're going to do last minute panic buys. ****ing Edwards will come back with a box of fudge and a bunch of daffodils from an all night garage at midnight on deadline day.
 
I just hope FSG don't fall for 120m EUROS (£107m) when Barca have a £200m cheque in the bank. £135m - we'll bloody need if we're going to do last minute panic buys. ****ing Edwards will come back with a box of fudge and a bunch of daffodils from an all night garage at midnight on deadline day.
How is it that both times we've made the CL in the last few years that we've managed to completely bollocks up the transfer window? The CL is supposed to help us get players, not spend the summer ****ing about.
FSG (and their representative doing the DoF role) have got to do better. My feelings towards FSG (and I'm sure I'm not the only one) are not overwhelmingly positive. Getting to the stage they either need to **** (move the club forward) or get off the pot (sell the club to someone who will move the club forward)
 
Its not like we can even get hammered.

The guy had a brain tumour first and then they poisoned his kidneys. Hes going.on the hospital dialysis now after home dialysis. The first fistula didnt work either so this one is a monster tube buried in his arm and runs into his chest..

Still not to worry eh....coutinho gets a nicer new life after only signing up for 5 years at 180k like...
Well after all said and done even if you don't get to see the full first team, you're having a grand day out together doing something pretty special. With the size of our fan base, only a small percentage will ever get to an actual game so - trying to look for the silver lining here - you do get to see LFC and Herr Klopp, that's got to be something on it's own. Best wishes to your mate on making a recovery.