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A huge buzzing bug of some sort has just flowin through the window and is now somewhere around the top of the room....
 
A huge buzzing bug of some sort has just flowin through the window and is now somewhere around the top of the room....

It's ok, upon investigation it is some kind of beetle and not something capable of stinging me..
 
It's ok, upon investigation it is some kind of beetle and not something capable of stinging me..

U never know, cud bite u, and u might say OUCH at first, then as time goes, an itch will come, the itch will get worse, ull go to bed, can't sleep, go to the bathroom to check the bite mark, and find the mark has gotten bigger with pus coming out now, then you'll feel a burning sensation in ur throat, and fall to the ground like u cant breathe, and before u know it ull be bleeding from ur eyes and vomiting a black oil-liquidy type substance.
 
Before today Wiltord was still our 4th highest signing, from all the way back in about 1999 I think?
 
U never know, cud bite u, and u might say OUCH at first, then as time goes, an itch will come, the itch will get worse, ull go to bed, can't sleep, go to the bathroom to check the bite mark, and find the mark has gotten bigger with pus coming out now, then you'll feel a burning sensation in ur throat, and fall to the ground like u cant breathe, and before u know it ull be bleeding from ur eyes and vomiting a black oil-liquidy type substance.

I don't live in Australia! This is London!