Does that include his recent spell of ****e in front of goal?
I could'nt give a toss if he scores another goal in his career or not mate.
Does that include his recent spell of ****e in front of goal?
*puts knotted hankie on head and black wellies on paws* I fink that all the Torres should be made to eat porridge. I ate a blanket once it didn't do me any harm.
I could'nt give a toss if he scores another goal in his career or not mate.

You posted something about Torres v Van persie and their respective goal to game ratios, I asked you if that included his time at Chelsea and you post that.
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You posted something about Torres v Van persie and their respective goal to game ratios, I asked you if that included his time at Chelsea and you post that.
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He would have to go another 40 games without a goal to match Van Persie's Arsenal Premier league record, and thats including his time at Chelsea.
Hope this helps![]()
To clarify, Van Persie's tortoise (deceased ) could have scored in that open goal today.


A case of Wenghare and the tortoise maybe?![]()
Was his left foot always that ****? Even Van Persie (Mr Left foot) has worked and improved his right and scores plenty with it.
I dont give a flying one where you were "walking" you tool,Take a look at the name of the thread.
You gave Bozz down the banks about twisting words to suit his argument about Carroll yet you made RVP out to be a world beater and gave a load of old bollix excuses for his poor scoring rate.
As pointed out Torres has a better scoring rate than RVP in a shorter period of time in the Prem,so whats your problem?
Is that how she reacts when someone tells her "Ashley went out last night and he was on his best behaviour all night"![]()
