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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by King Shergar, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I could'nt give a toss if he scores another goal in his career or not mate.
     
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  2. DferPolarBear

    DferPolarBear Well-Known Member

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    *puts knotted hankie on head and black wellies on paws* I fink that all the Torres should be made to eat porridge. I ate a blanket once it didn't do me any harm.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Have you considered getting help?
     
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  4. - SW6 -

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    You posted something about Torres v Van persie and their respective goal to game ratios, I asked you if that included his time at Chelsea and you post that.

    <applause>
     
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    The post i made on the Torres/RVP goal ratio's had jack **** to do with his time at Chelsea.

    So why bother asking,and i've given you my opinion on what i think of his future as a goalscorer/non goalscorer.
     
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  6. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    He would have to go another 40 games without a goal to match Van Persie's Arsenal Premier league record, and thats including his time at Chelsea.

    Hope this helps <ok>
     
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  7. Not PC enough

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    To clarify, Van Persie's tortoise (deceased ) could have scored in that open goal today.
     
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  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Tell Wenger then and he can sign the dead tortoise as Van Ps replacement come January <ok>
     
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  9. Sanj

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    Was his left foot always that ****? Even Van Persie (Mr Left foot) has worked and improved his right and scores plenty with it.
     
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  10. Not PC enough

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    I would but im sure Chelsea would outbid us anyway.

    If Torres is 50 mil i think claude the tortoise would be about 65 mil :grin:
     
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  11. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    A case of Wenghare and the tortoise maybe? <whistle>
     
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  12. Sanj

    Sanj Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  14. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Is that how she reacts when someone tells her "Ashley went out last night and he was on his best behaviour all night" :D
     
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  15. MrWright!

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    hahaha!! :D
     
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  16. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    Even Pepe Reina can use both feet. I never took notice of it, but he clears the ball with whichever foot is nearest to it. Not just side-footed passes either.
    I always thought Torres could use both feet to score, but evidently not.
     
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  17. gunnersurprisepeople

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    You have a fuking empty shell where your brain should be, complete waste of time even trying to reason with half the pre pubescent moron's on here.
     
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  18. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Its her reaction when she looked at his phone and saw the picture of Ashley in his boxers that he sent his bit on the side.
     
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  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    gunnersurprisepeople,

    <laugh>

    For a soft **** that talks pure bollix your sure have a high opinion of yourself.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't understand why anyone who supports Liverpool either makes a post or comments on a post about Torres. I'm going it, I know, but only to make a point. I don't ubderstand it.
     
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