Match Day Thread Toon v Bournemouth

[magpie290761]

I can’t mate. I feel forever young.

But unlike most blind folks on here I can see what happened and don’t excuse it.

No one is excusing it. You’re really not special.

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Hopefully all the Dubravka fan boys can go back in to hiding again.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Possibly. But I expect to win every game at home.

You can want to win every home game, but expect to is another thing.

Only a team like City at their best last season would you expect to win every home game.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Hopefully all the Dubravka fan boys can go back in to hiding again.

Didn't really stand a chance with any of the goals and made some good saves.

 

[magpie290761]

I have to scream at the top of my lungs about how **** we are at set pieces like. Who the **** are we employing to coach these things?

Crosses and free kicks are way beyond us, it's like a league two side just comes out and takes over for them. Like for us, to score from one is a monumental moment, everyone is buzzing... it's a ****ing corner. Is it so difficult? Some teams exclusively score from them!

Actually today we scored from a corner. Bournemouth scored four times yet none from a set piece. Thank god or it might have been 1-10

 

[Munson.]

I'd give anything to have semenyo and huijsen.

Semenyo makes Gordon look like Murphy and huijsen makes Burn look like Burn.

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Didn't really stand a chance with any of the goals and made some good saves.

He was pretty poor in most areas but yes he made a good couple of saves

 

[Eddie's British Plodders]

I'd give anything to have semenyo and huijsen.

Semenyo makes Gordon look like Murphy and huijsen makes Burn look like Burn.

Semenyo for £50m... Sadly we have about 50p.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

I'd give anything to have semenyo and huijsen.

Semenyo makes Gordon look like Murphy and huijsen makes Burn look like Burn.

And weirdly, I'm sure most Bournemouth fans would give anything to have Gordon instead of Semenyo.

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Semenyo for £50m... Sadly we have about 50p.

He's not that good. He has strength and that's about it. Get Cunha.

 

[Howes tactically useless]

No one is excusing it. You’re really not special.

I am special. People keep telling me.

You’re a bit bland. Come on.

Even your user name has numbers in it.

 

[Munson.]

And weirdly, I'm sure most Bournemouth fans would give anything to have Gordon instead of Semenyo.

They wouldn't like

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

You’re a bit bland. Come on.

Even your user name has numbers in it.

You cut him deep there.

 

[Howes tactically useless]

And weirdly, I'm sure most Bournemouth fans would give anything to have Gordon instead of Semenyo.

Semenyo is a very good player.

Gordon was off it today as most of our team was.

But for that many players to be off it it suggests to me that we just rocked up expecting to win.

And as such it’s a managers responsibility to make sure they don’t do this.

Probably the worst possible result today and sets us back for top 4 big style.

 

[magpie290761]

Hall is fatigued. We have two other left backs
Tino, doesn't look fatigued and is young so will make mistakes.
Bruno, I think, needs a rest. We have Lobby, Willock and Miley.

Not aimed at you this part - but people have said we don't need signings - We need a right winger.

Hall was outstanding on Wednesday so no one would have rotated him today. Bruno let’s be honest there would have been ructions on here if any of those mentioned had replaced him today and we’d lost which truthfully we would anyway. Bruno did at least score. We definitely need a RW and have for ages but won’t get one this window sadly.

 

[Howes tactically useless]

You cut him deep there.

I didn’t mean to. I just suggested his name sucked.

Having said that. What’s the crack with Dogscock: do we need to report you to the RSPCA?

 

[Munson.]

At least Southampton don't look like a much better team now.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Probably the worst possible result today.

Well didn't win or draw, or yeah it was the worst possible result...

 

[Howes tactically useless]

Well didn't win or draw, or yeah it was the worst possible result...

I’m pleased you agree.

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Hall was outstanding on Wednesday so no one would have rotated him today. Bruno let’s be honest there would have been ructions on here if any of those mentioned had replaced him today and we’d lost which truthfully we would anyway. Bruno did at least score. We definitely need a RW and have for ages but won’t get one this window sadly.

Yes but none of us see the players day in day out so wouldn't know if he's fatigued. EH needs to use the squad a tad better. Targett could have done a job today.

As for Bruno, Tonali makes him look like Lobby for a start and secondly there are ructions on here any way. But that's the big calls of a manager.