So... you're saying we should start with Gayle instead?
No, I'm saying we should join the Saudi league.
So... you're saying we should start with Gayle instead?
Toon beat Gulf United 5-0, goals from Joelinton, ASM and Gayle. Game was only an hour long I won’t mention that wood wasn’t playing and we scored at will. Oops.
No, I'm saying we should join the Saudi league.
Or that so long as the opposition goalkeeper is called Will then we won’t have problems.So... you're saying we should start with Gayle instead?
Wood scored 2 more again today, coming on from the subs bench. Hopefully he'll come back full of confidence and become Roly's favourite player as he bangs the goals in for NUFC.
The new MitroWood scored 2 more again today, coming on from the subs bench. Hopefully he'll come back full of confidence and become Roly's favourite player as he bangs the goals in for NUFC.

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Wood’s on fire, your defence is terrified
Wood’s on fire, your defence is terrified
Wood’s on fire, your defence is terrified
Sounds more like a 999 call TBH.
Toon beat Gulf United 5-0, goals from Joelinton, ASM and Gayle. Game was only an hour long I won’t mention that wood wasn’t playing and we scored at will. Oops.
Santiago’s scored for the reserves.
I will have you know that this minor accident has taught me to value my asset. It’s now got a slight wonk on.Or GG crying Out after he's applied TCP to his wound!
Bruno got on the scoresheet last night, assisted by Paqueta and assisted Paqueta's goal as well...
Bromance made in heaven! Imagine those 2 and big Joe running the midfield for us next season!!!
Or Bruno Paqueta and Willock in CM Joe out LW, new RW and ASM been given free reign to do as he pleases in a CAM position floating to either wing to over load one side or the other. Top half of the table here we come!
Bruno got on the scoresheet last night, assisted by Paqueta and assisted Paqueta's goal as well...
Bromance made in heaven! Imagine those 2 and big Joe running the midfield for us next season!!!
Or Bruno Paqueta and Willock in CM Joe out LW, new RW and ASM been given free reign to do as he pleases in a CAM position floating to either wing to over load one side or the other. Top half of the table here we come!